The Hellsing Files

by ToMakeMeTame

There's nothing better than watching your favorite Hellsing characters be bruised and abused- especially at the hands of their co-workers. Watch as Alucard films the madness from behind a conveniently placed rock... and narrowly dodges a silver ashtray.

1. Autographs

The Hellsing Files

-Autographs

Seras was walking to the store one day with Pip when a little girl stopped her on the sidewalk. "Miss," she said, holding out a piece of paper, "Can I have your autograph?"

Seras and Pip exchanged looks, but then Seras shrugged. "Um... okay. Who am I making it out to?"

The little girl looked perfectly serious as she dictated each word. "To Sally, the little girl who, when I die, will get my boobs."

Seras nearly needed to give Pip CPR after that one.

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Moral- Little girls should be kept away from Seras at all costs.