Song Parodies of the Stingy and Infamous
Long, long ago (August of '05), I posted a silly song, which got quite a few reviews, so I posted more silly songs...and more...and more...until I wound up with 16 of them, a mix of a few original works, but mostly parodies. And then...it happened. While I was editing this bunch of songphics (referred to collectively as "Now You're Addicted," named after the first silly song) my computer crashed. When I logged back on, all of my precious songphiccies had been deleted. So I'm reposting all of the little babies that I'd had backups of.
All of the parodies will be posted, one a day, here. NYA the original song has its own page.
Now that's that...I'm going to go bawl into my pillow now. -sobs-
If I Had 20,000 Francs
A/N: This is a phantomized parody of the Barenaked Ladies song "If I Had a Million Dollars"
Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera in any of its forms. If I did, I wouldn't be wasting valuable snogging-with-Erik time writing song parodies, now would I? Nor do I own the rights to this song. I just stole -cough- borrowed it to parody in the few scant minutes of my day when I'm not dreaming of snogging Erik.
If I had 20,000 francs
(If I had 20,000 francs)
I'd buy you a lair
(I would buy you a lair)
And if I had 20,000 francs
(If I had 20,00 francs)
I'd buy you furniture for your lair
(Maybe a nice swan bed, or a Christine mannequin)
And I had 20,000 francs
(If I had 20,000 francs)
Well, I'd buy you a gondola
(A nice reliant phantom-mobile)
And if I had 20,000 francs, I'd buy your love
o.O
If I had 20,000 francs
(I'd build a torture chamber in our yard)
If I had 20,000 francs
(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had 20,000 francs
(Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
...for the poor souls trapped inside)
You know, we could just go in there and "hang" out
(Like open the fridge and stuff
And there would be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things)
Mmm...
(They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon)
Well, can you blame 'em?
(Uh, yeah!)
o.O
If I had 20,000 francs
(If I had 20,000 francs)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat...made of Carlotta's dogs
(But not a real fur coat, that's cruel)
And if I had 20,000 francs
(If I had 20,000 francs)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic weapon
(Like a lasso...a Punjab lasso)
And if I had 20,000 francs
(If I had 20,000 francs)
Well, I'd buy you a poster of Gerik
(Ooh, all them crazy drooling phans)
And if I had 20,000 francs, I'd buy your love
o.O
If I had 20,000 francs
(We wouldn't have to walk to the Opera House)
If I had 20,000 francs
(We'd take a trap door 'cause it's more fun)
If I had 20,000 francs
(We wouldn't have to eat fish from the lake)
But we would still eat the fish
(Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it)
That's right, all the fanciest...Dijon ketchups!
(Mmm...)
Mmm-hmm
o.O
If I had 20,000 francs
(If I had 20,000 francs)
Well, I'd buy you Carlotta's dress
(But it's not really Carlotta's dress, that'd be cruel)
And if I had 20,000 francs
(If I had 20,000 francs)
Well, I'd buy you some sheet music
(Some Hannibal or some DJT)
If I had 20,000 francs
(If I had 20,000 francs)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey music box
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey music box?)
If I had 20,000 francs
I'd buy your love
o.O
If I had 20,000 francs, If I had 20,000 francs
If I had 20,000 francs, If I had 20,000 francs
If I had 20,000 francs
I'd be rich
o.O