A/N: Emmett's POV Read and Review :D
Disclaimer: I still do not own Twilight, unfortunately. I also do not own any of the characters, although I wouldn't mind! ;)
"Children please come down here", Carlisle called from the living room.
I looked at Alice worried. She hadn't mentioned anything to us. Edward was at Bella's house probably watching her sleep, so he couldn't be much help.
"Oh god no", Alice gasped.
"WHAT?" I screamed at her worried.
"He's talking to us about sex", she sighed.
Rosalie rolled her eyes taking my hand. She led me downstairs even though I much rather avoid the conversation.
"Now kids there is something we need to discuss", Carlisle said standing in front of us as Esme took a seat away from us. "We all know Bella has become a frequent house guest." We all nodded well except for Rosalie who looked bored. What did sex and Bella have to do with each other? "Edward has asked if she could start spending the night here", he said to calmly.
"They're going to do it?!" I shouted shocked.
"No Emmett", he shook his head disappointed. "I need to ask a favor of all of you. I will need you guys to be a little more discreet about what you do in your bedrooms", he finally said. I was still confused, did he mean we had to be in our rooms while Bella was here?
"He doesn't want any of us to have sex while Bella's here", Jasper made clear for me.
"Oh well Carlisle why didn't you just say so?" I laughed.
"So all of you agree?" he asked relieved.
"Why do I have to change my sex life for Bella? Why does it matter to her?" Rosalie said not agreeing.
"Well Rose honey", Esme said taking over Carlisle's spot. "You are the one we're most worried about. We just don't want to make a bad impression on Bella."
"Why are you guys more worried about Rose?" I asked once again confused.
"Because she's really loud!" Alice laughed.
"Yeah you scare us, imagine what you would do to Bella", Jasper laughed as well.
I sat proudly knowing I'm the one who caused her to be so loud. Then was quickly disappointed when I realized I wasn't to be able to have sex with Rosalie as often.
"So if she's going to start spending a lot of time here, when am I going to get to have sex? I don't believe in abstinence." I asked.
"Times when she isn't around preferably", Esme smiled.
"So we can miss school?"
"Why would you need to miss school?" Carlisle asked.
"I can't survive without sex. I can only go so long. So if she's going to be here that often, during school hours seems like the perfect opportunity."
"You kids miss enough school to go hunting. I don't see sex as a good enough reason", Carlisle said firmly.
"She isn't here now", Rosalie winked and I followed her upstairs.
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