Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha XD.
Matthew: Please excuse her she just found out about me and my brother's dispute.
Alfred: She doesn't own Hetalia, but this is not over Mattie.
Matthew: Bring it on!
*Both grab leaf blowers.*
Me: Now onto the new revised version of this story. :) (Feel free to do any other stories of the siblings fighting I'm sure plenty of people will read coughmecough)
It was a beautiful Sunday morning on the US and Canadian border it was the perfect location to live. Alfred F. Jones walked out of his home with his leaf blower in his left hand and his dust mask on his face. Breathing in the Sunday air, he started up the leaf blower. Whistling softly, the blonde-haired blue eyed American started to blow the leaves from his yard. After a few minutes no leaves were present in his yard. Just as he began to walk away he heard another leaf blower starting up. He turned around to see his Canadian friend had decided to do his yard work also, failing to realize that the leaves that he got rid of end up in the Canadian's yard. 'Now what was his name? Oh yeah. His name is Matthew.' Alfred thought as he walked towards Matthew with his leaf blower in his right hand. Matthew had begun to blow the leaves from his yard thus, the leaves started to land onto Alfred's yard. Alfred did not want the leaves to be in his yard, so casually he fired up his leaf blower and blew the leaves back into his neighbors yard. The two blew leaves into each others yard for about 5 minutes before both of the men realized how silly they were acting. But things went downhill from there. It started with yelling insults, like 'Hokey nut' and 'cheeseburger lover.' The insult about the cheeseburger really ticked Alfred off, he decided to set his leaf blower down and then launched himself at the Canadian. Matthew, having quick reflexes from hockey, dodged the American's attack with out a problem. The Canadian then placed his leaf blower carefully on the ground. Alfred attacked again this time Deputy Arthur just happened to of been driving by at the time so he decided to stop. Alfred notice the deputy get out of the police car, but he notice something even more about the man. 'Man those are some huge eyebrows.' The deputy asked what was going on and both people being question started to talk at once. Matthew started claimed that Alfred head-butted him as Alfred started to say that Matthew hit his leaf blower with a hammer and knocked his dust mask off. After hearing both sides Deputy Arthur couldn't determine whose fault it was. So he let both guys go free of charge and he left after getting a call that a french guy was streaking through a local playground.
"So…" Alfred started after the Deputy had left. "Are going to forget about this whole dispute?"
"Let's just forget about it." Matthew said as he placed his hand out in front of him. Alfred gave a small nod and shook the Canadian's hand. With that the two neighbors picked up their blowers and walked back into their houses never truly forgetting what had happened.
I revised some of it if you can't tell. I think that it is better.
[Well that's it. I thought it was pretty funny when my mom told me about it so I just had to Google it and I found it. (My mom also came up with the name.)]
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