Jace sashayed into the opera theater, twirling his French moustache. He had grown it for this one special occasion. He pants were sagging low to his knees, showing off his penguin underpants that he favored more than Clary's life. He tugged on his ski jacket, adjusting his fancy sports bra. He had been waiting for this show for a long time. He flopped down on the velvet zebra print seats, placing one of his legs over the other. The lights dimmed, and the curtains on the stage pulled back. He adjusted his monocle for better viewing, a twisted frown on his face.
The spotlight scanned the stage, and rested on none other, than Magnus Bane. He was dressed in silk, with a sparkly bra, and a long, short skirt. The skirt was bejeweled with rainbow frogs, all still alive. His face was partially masked by a horse mask, but his lion's eyes peered through the small holes. Magnus started belly-dancing, doing the belly roll.
"Oh yes," Jace sang. Suddenly, Alec fell from the ceiling and landed on the seat next to Jace. He was dressed in a long, jade trench coat and pink crocs.
"What are thou doing at this hallowed place?" Alec screamed. "You know my lovely wedded husband performs at thy time!" Jace shrank back into his seat, shivering at Alec.
"I like belly dancers!" He roared. Alec stared at him in horror, and the entire theater went silent. Magnus stopped dancing, and stared straight at Jace.
"No," he whispered. "It can't be true!" Jace suddenly jumped up in his seat.
"It's true! I do!" he screamed, crying at the same time. He then ran out of the theater, leaving everyone looking for his or her pocket money. He stood outside in an alleyway, sobbing. A door squeaked open, and a beautiful, exotic belly dancer stepped out. He winked his mucus filled eyes at Jace. It was Magnus.
"Oh, Jacey baby, I knew about it all along. That's why I agreed to teach belly dancing to the poor people!" He wrapped his silky noodle arms around Jace's waist, and kissed him. Jace kissed back reluctantly.
"But now everyone knows! They know of my secret!" Jace just kept on crying, and nothing Magnus could do would silence him. Suddenly, Clary walked into the alleyway, dressed in a trench coat and fedora. She ripped both of them off, revealing her long, blonde hair and her muscular build. She had a shirt on that said, "LOL." Everyone gasped.
"Jace! How could you!" She cried, her tears turning into acid once they touched the ground. The acid burned her skin, until she was nothing more than a toad. She barked, and then hopped into the street. Alec appeared out of nowhere.
"EVERYBODY SCREAM!" He screamed. Everyone looked at him as if he was insane. They decided Alec wasn't cool, so with Clary's help, they threw him off a building and he landed in a dumpster.
THE END.