Here we are: the third and final story to the Vacation Trilogy.

PLEASE READ: A lot of people are going to die in this one. Not only that, but be prepared for shorter chapters, since I don't want to catch up to what I've actually written. Also, I will be putting a special sort of author's note at the end of each chapter, with a guest for each one. Why? 'Cause I can.

So, without further ado, please enjoy (or openly hate) this story.

Prologue

I may have told you in my last memoir that it was the end of my writing, and we all know all things must end, but I've come across yet another big point in my somewhat crazy and impossible life. You know perfectly well what I mean, if you've followed the story of my messed-up life. It's been, what, seven years since that first day when me and Samantha, my best friend, appeared in a clearing in the Naruto world after sleeping on Maxey Island over vacation? So much has happened since then.

The most recent notable event? Marriage. Yes, I'm now married. Of course, I'm technically only nineteen years old (and, well, so is my… husband) but he's lived longer than he's aged, due to the confusing workings of a different dimension than our own. I still don't completely get it, and I'm pretty smart. Sam was also wedded, along with Sarah and Sierra. Of course, originally I'd actually growth spurted my way to being the same age as the person I hang around most, but, now, I was actually his age. If I was twelve seven years ago, then I was nineteen now. Even I couldn't believe it, personally.

But either way, my life had taken a serious twist since I first made contact to the Naruto world through a message in a bottle. One, my friend and I were freakin' Jinjuriki, me being the two-tailed cat and Sam being the five-tailed wolf or dolphin-horse or whatever. This being so, we were targeted by the Akatsuki. Sounds fun, right? Wrong. But, I guess it gave good results, since nearly everyone joined our side in the end. Actually, that included Deidara, Itachi, Pain, Konan, Kisame, Zetsu, Hidan, and even Madara Uchiha, in that order, if I remember correctly. Sasuke, too, had joined us.

Deidara… who knows how I managed to convert him to the good side? Of course, Itachi was no longer sick, having had taken Hi's eyes, with Hi's consent. Sasuke no longer wanted to kill him; he'd actually, finally, had stopped the whole revenge thing. Pain was, unfortunately, dead now, killed in the last battle, where the great Madara Uchiha had managed to commit suicide, and get everyone to think it was an accident. Konan was never really bad in the first place, and neither was Pain, which I certainly found comforting, if you really thought about it. Kisame had turned good due to my constant prodding of the "World of Truth" thing. Zetsu had realized the bad Madara was doing after the swirly-masked meanie had killed me. Hidan, well, Sierra had played with his mind, literally, with Kawarigan. And Madara? He slowly changed character after a mistake change I made in a battle in the Land of Waves.

Hm, that was a long paragraph.

And that was a short one!

Well, so was that, but to the point. I supposed that was really just a recap of all that had happened. I had thought there was really nothing worth writing after that. But… something new has happened, and it seems its time I get back to telling my story. And so… we begin.

Hm... the problem with my prologues is the fact that they can be so short. Well, maybe not to you. But still, this is the longest prologue I've written! And now I have victim- er, GUESTS to speak with! Because I can! Yay! Presenting... Agatha!

Agatha: ...Hi. I just had a really weird idea... If we have Kawarigan why didn't we change Madara into a little kid, or at least make him stuck in his Tobi persona?

Uh... Actually... That could have worked. Aha... oops? ...Too late for that now, I guess!

Agatha: Yeah.

Well, er, that was a FUN conversation! Well, not really. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you skipped it. Sadface. However...

REVIEW or I will wed you to your least favorite character! :U (Oh yes. I have threats now.)