Strawberry Shampoo

by YouWouldntUnderstand

Sometimes you just don't know where your life will lead you—where it pushes you, where it praises you. And sometimes all that pushing and praising can only lead to breaking down, to tears. Luckily, this brand of shampoo is guaranteed tear free.

A/N: To understand fully strawberry sHampOO, one must look no further than the acclaim of Faulkner, whose The Hunt dazzled our literary canon with Faulkner's purposeful run-ons, inconceivable adjectival parings, and, more often than not, glimpses into his easily conscious consciousness. To enjoy strawberry sHampOO, however, I would recommend a light rosé to accompany. Bon appétit.

strawberry sHampOO

rubys life was hard.

But she is better when she gets to unwind after a long day of work outs and hunt. Like now! The shower's water was cool against her skin, tiny snakes that slithered down her spine and sent shivers through her all the same. but ruby was out of sHampOO! And that was bad. She thought about aclling for Weiss but she wouldnt be much help

weiss was mean.

And spoiled

And rich.

So ruby took the cold shower by herself, singing and thinking about all cool guns she wanted to by. But when she reaced for the sHampOO sh found out that it wasn't there. she began to cry again. But at least she had soap …that might work!

BUT

when she went to pick up the soap bar she heard a noise

and she heard someone behind her

and yang said hi sis.

THE END.