Author's Notes: Kay. I kinda got this sick stupid idea from a Gundam magna I read once… I don't own Gundam Wing or any of the characters… but if they are willing to sell, I have three cents and some pocket lint… QUALITY POCKET LINT!
Where Does Heero Keep His Gun?
In the G-boys house, things were going as usual. Trowa and Quatre were playing chess, Duo was watching Sailor Moon, Wufei was polishing his sword and Heero was hacking away at his computer.
"MOON MAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Duo from the couch.
"Shut up Duo. I'm trying to think." said the usually quiet Trowa.
Quatre had him.
"Checkmate." muttered Trowa, knocking over his king with a finger.
"I win again. Who else wants to play?" asked Quatre.
"Why don't we play a fun game?" complained Duo, switching off the T.V. " How about Parcheesi?"
"That game is for weaklings." muttered Wufei from his chair. "Chess takes a keen intellect and…"
"Yeah we've heard THAT before Wu-man!" Duo interrupted, rolling his violet eyes.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whatever Wu-man."
"JUSTICE SHALL BE SERVED!!!!" Wufei cried before chasing Duo around with his shiny clean sword.
Heero got up from the computer.
"I'm gonna take a walk." he announced emotionlessly.
"Kay." all the other pilots replied blankly, then continued their argument(s).
Heero carelessly put his gun in his pocket, and walked out the door.
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Heero was walking through the park when he noticed a group of girls giggling and pointing at him.
'That's weird.' he thought.
"Take a picture! It'll last longer!" he yelled, but it only seemed to make their giggling more high-pitched and annoying.
"Hey Heero!" called a familiar voice.
"Hi Relena." Heero said turning.
Relena blushed and started to giggle herself.
"What? What's so funny?" asked Heero.
"It's… it's… HAHAHAHAHA! Wait till I tell the other girls!" she laughed, and ran off to find Dorthey and the others.
Another group of girls passed by, snickering at him.
"My, my, my!" some said, before walking off giggling.
"Why do they go around in groups? They're like vultures…" Heero muttered.
Duo came jogging up to Heero.
"Hi Heero. They locked me out of the house so I decided to find you to get the key."
'Duo! Maybe he can tell me what's wrong.' thought Heero.
"Duo, why are all those girls laughing and pointing at me?" he asked the braided boy.
Duo looked him up and down. He looked Heero eye-to-eye, and Heero could tell he was trying to stifle some laughter.
"WHAT IS WRONG!?!?!?!?!?" he yelled.
"The problem is Heero… you've got your gun up front."
Heero looked down and blushed furiously. He placed his gun back in his right pocket.
"I'm not going to wear spandex anymore," he said sheepishly. "Things like that show too much…"
The End.
Author's Notes: I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!
Heero: Omae o koruso.
Author: *crying*
Heero: *DeathGlare®*
Author: AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Heero: Damn authors…
Where Does Heero Keep His Gun?
In the G-boys house, things were going as usual. Trowa and Quatre were playing chess, Duo was watching Sailor Moon, Wufei was polishing his sword and Heero was hacking away at his computer.
"MOON MAKEUP!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Duo from the couch.
"Shut up Duo. I'm trying to think." said the usually quiet Trowa.
Quatre had him.
"Checkmate." muttered Trowa, knocking over his king with a finger.
"I win again. Who else wants to play?" asked Quatre.
"Why don't we play a fun game?" complained Duo, switching off the T.V. " How about Parcheesi?"
"That game is for weaklings." muttered Wufei from his chair. "Chess takes a keen intellect and…"
"Yeah we've heard THAT before Wu-man!" Duo interrupted, rolling his violet eyes.
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whatever Wu-man."
"JUSTICE SHALL BE SERVED!!!!" Wufei cried before chasing Duo around with his shiny clean sword.
Heero got up from the computer.
"I'm gonna take a walk." he announced emotionlessly.
"Kay." all the other pilots replied blankly, then continued their argument(s).
Heero carelessly put his gun in his pocket, and walked out the door.
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Heero was walking through the park when he noticed a group of girls giggling and pointing at him.
'That's weird.' he thought.
"Take a picture! It'll last longer!" he yelled, but it only seemed to make their giggling more high-pitched and annoying.
"Hey Heero!" called a familiar voice.
"Hi Relena." Heero said turning.
Relena blushed and started to giggle herself.
"What? What's so funny?" asked Heero.
"It's… it's… HAHAHAHAHA! Wait till I tell the other girls!" she laughed, and ran off to find Dorthey and the others.
Another group of girls passed by, snickering at him.
"My, my, my!" some said, before walking off giggling.
"Why do they go around in groups? They're like vultures…" Heero muttered.
Duo came jogging up to Heero.
"Hi Heero. They locked me out of the house so I decided to find you to get the key."
'Duo! Maybe he can tell me what's wrong.' thought Heero.
"Duo, why are all those girls laughing and pointing at me?" he asked the braided boy.
Duo looked him up and down. He looked Heero eye-to-eye, and Heero could tell he was trying to stifle some laughter.
"WHAT IS WRONG!?!?!?!?!?" he yelled.
"The problem is Heero… you've got your gun up front."
Heero looked down and blushed furiously. He placed his gun back in his right pocket.
"I'm not going to wear spandex anymore," he said sheepishly. "Things like that show too much…"
The End.
Author's Notes: I'm sorry! Please don't hurt me!
Heero: Omae o koruso.
Author: *crying*
Heero: *DeathGlare®*
Author: AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Heero: Damn authors…