Death Eater Ballet and Other Stories

by iluvglorfindel

The Dursleys get PBS, Blaise Zabini figure out if he is a boy or a girl, Draco goes to Kangwanstan, and other such nonsense. Basically, a bunch of very short stories based on "Naked Quidditch" by Kjrsten. WIP

1. Death Eater Ballet

Disclaimer: Harry Potter, Sesame Street, and PBS are not in my possession and never shall be.
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A/N: The idea for these stories is from the short story "Naked Quidditch" by Kjrsten on Fiction Alley.  Here is the link:

http:// www. fictionalley.org/ fictionalleypark/ forums/ showthread.php?s= &threadid= 47676

Just remove the spaces to get to the story.

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Dudley Dursley was bored.  Even eating could no cure his severe case of boredom.  Attacking small mammals had lost its usual excitement.  The television was his only and last solution.  Happily turning on the television, Dudley smiled.  Elephants were tangoing on the first channel he flipped to.  Antelopes were mating while lions learned to play the harmonica on the next channel Dudley flipped to.  Television was awfully odd that day.  Elmo and Dorothy the fish were on PBS.  Relatives of the Dursleys were not exactly sure how the Dursleys got PBS in Surrey.  Barney the Dinosaur suddenly apparated into the living room of number four Privet Drive.  Absolutely frightened, Dudley screamed.  Large, encyclopedia-sized books fell onto Dudley.  Little, sparkly stars danced around his head.  Eight Death Eaters apparated and stabbed the large, purple, formerly blue, dinosaur.  The Death Eaters pirouetted and left.

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