A/N: Ok everyone don't even ask from where this one come again. As for something other I know that Elizabeth Báthory was born in 1560, but I need her in this fics so ignore the original date of her birth this story is only fiction where we Authors are allowed to bend a few things in favor for our fics and let's face it this show has already bend some time-line-history parts…
I. The Queen of Spain's Beard
Edmund shuddered in terror as the priest was about to account his "death" as to his already hopeless pleas a messenger appeared, he will need to thank that man for it, and informed the king or better his father the war fanatic bastard figured out the message and was now looking for the Hungarian princess in the court. Well after what his brother has read out-loud about her she sounded in all ways better then the bearded walrus which was finally dragged out of the castle, his poor ribcage. Well his high hopes soon crashed again as from out of all the beautiful woman an eight years old little girl with soft brown hair and hazel eyes, oh dear God this must be a joke!
Now was he standing again in front of the priest, but this time not with a hideous thing, but a CHILD! He was soo doomed as suddenly the voice of his brother hit his ears making him just like everyone turn around to look at the Prince of Whales.
"Excuse me for my rude interruption." Harry started in his usual tone which made Edmund sometimes want to strangle him, but at the moment he was curious and somewhat grateful as to what he wanted to say. "As mother reminded me stands princess Leia's name on the first place on my list fro royal women my parents bethored me to so it is my duty to marry the princess and build an alliance between the throne of England and the Hungarian Kingdom." he said before stepping beside Edmund and putting a comforting hand on his shoulder. "I'm terribly sorry Edmund, terribly sorry, but this is my duty as firstborn."
"Of course dear brother." Edmund replied while using all his willpower to not break out laughing from both happiness and the thought of seeing his brother getting married to a child.
After the ceremony and the big party headed Edmund immediately to his chambers accompanies like always by Percy and Baldrick. Locking the door he finally let his joy bust out.
"I can't believe how lucky I am! Not only got I out of getting married today no with Harry married to that kid all women in the castle are free." he yelled in happiness.
"Yes my Lord." said Percy grinning like an idiot.
"But my Lord wouldn't this union become later a problem?" Baldrick asked.
"Oh please Baldrick just what the heck could go wrong?" Edmund asked in a dismissing tone.
Oh if he would have known what danger was awaiting them all, a Nightmare with no hope of waking up from…
To be continued…
A/N: The main story will start by the second chapter…