Disclaimer: I own nada. Hear me? NOTHING! Wait, does it count if I own the original songs on CD?

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*Somewhere...not sure, probably where Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn are being Energizer bunnies. Legolas starts singing.*

**To The Tune of "Blowin' in the Wind" by Peter, Paul And Mary**

Legolas: How many roads must a Ranger find,

Before they call him a Ranger?

Aragorn: How many seas must a wood-Elf sail,

Before he sleeps in the sand?

Gimli: How many times must the hobbitses fly,

Before they're forever banned?

All: The answer, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Legolas: How many years must an elf exist,

Before he sails over the sea?

Aragorn: How many years can some races exist,

Before they're allowed to be free?

Gimli: How many times can a Dwarf turn his head,

And pretend that he just doesn't see?

All: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Legolas: How many times must an elf look up,

Before he can see the trees?

Aragorn: How many ears must one Man have,

Before he can hear races cry?

Gimli: How many deaths will it take till he knows,

That too many people have died?

All: The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind,

The answer is blowin' in the wind.

The answer is blowin' in the wind.