Mr.L sunk his knife into the square tree. He couldn't understand why this had happened to him. He had only been experimenting with minecraft.
He sighed, then removed his blade from the wood. He decided he might as well kill some mobs to let his anger out.
As soon as L had come across an innocent pig, he immediately sliced it head off. Blood spattered onto his silver gloves. L jumped back in shock, and stared at the beheaded pig in horror. This wasn't supposed to happen in minecraft.
L speed-walked away, still disturbed by the image now placed in his head. As he walked across the plains, it began to get dark.
He prepared himself as he walked on, but was greatly surprised when he saw not aggressive mob. This filled him with a great sense of dread, and he began to pick up his pace.
A chuckle suddenly broke the silence.
L stopped cold. He knew he was doomed, and might as well except his fate. So he took in a deep breathe and turned around slowly. He immediately came face to face with a pair of malice-filled and all-to-familiar glowing eyes.
"Well hello Mr.L, I don't believe you belong here."
L froze. Herobrine chuckled once more, then looked him straight in the eye.
"It appears you've fallen into my domain now. So let's have a little fun, why don't we?"
Horrified, L brought up his knife in defense, glaring at the Minecraft legend. Herobrine looked him up and down, then took a step closer. A horrid grin snuck up his face.
"Well, aren't you the hard to get type. You are looking quite fabulous today, or should I say sexy? No, that would be gay."
"So what, Herobitch? Just leave me the fuck alone!" The words escaped L's mouth before he could give them a second thought.
"Well, unfortunately for you, Dark Luigi, I don't plan on letting you go anywhere. I was the one who brought you here, and I intend the purpose of that to happen."
"What purpose?"
"Well, first, allow me to re-code you"
A sudden tingly feeling coursed through L's body, making him feel different. He looked down and saw, to his horror, that Herobrine had turned him into a woman. He screamed.
"And second, my dear sexy L, it is not I who is the bitch, but YOU!"
L backed away quickly in fear. "So are you telling me that you planned to fuck me from the beginning!?"
Herobrine stepped slowly towards L, and lustful hunger in his dead eyes.
"That was the idea, my Dark Lui!"
In that moment, L knew his knife at Herobrine, then made a run for it. Herobrine caught the knife with ease, then chuckled at the game L had now presented him. This would be fun.
After about 15 minutes of chasing and teasing the now female L, Herobrine got bored and quickly caught up. He pounced on her, holding her shoulders down. He then gripped onto his breasts, feeling their perfect buoyancy. He then proceeded to get closer, stripping both him and L of what clothing they had.
L was now and forever, his personal sexy bitch.