-Drops of Dissidia-
-A collection of 'Dissidia: Final Fantasy' drabbles'
(Yeah, hi folks. I needed to do another drabble series because everything else is going slowly, so here's a Dissidia one for you. Perhaps the next drabble series will be Final Fantasy VII or VIII; I'm not entirely sure. But enjoy this, anyway! :3)
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Part One: Language Lessons (AU)
"Aqlica sa cen, luimt oui bmayca dyga sa du dra bumela cdydeuh?" (1)
"Fro, yna oui eh dnuipma?" (2)
"Oh Tidus, that was terrible!"
"I had to, but you're really picking up Al Bhed fast. How do you do it?"
"I've always been good at languages; I know seven of the damn things."
"Naymmo?" (3)
"Uh, yep. Languages beat the hell out of any mathematics or science I was forced to do."
"Your mom hate you that much, did she?"
"No, but my dad didn't really stop her. Mind you, I stopped focusing in those classes after he died. Mum never cared; she just hired a tutor to help me with my grades."
"What was the next exercise?"
"Um...'conduct a conversation about a personal topic. The conversation must last two minutes and you must provide a script with your final submission'."
"That's it? We just have to tape a conversation about whatever?"
"That's what it says, Tidus, or would you like to borrow my glasses?"
"Comedic, Tora, real comedic."
"I didn't think you knew those words."
"Ouin funtc fuiht sa, tayn bnehlacc. E ys hudrehk pid y sana canjyhd eh ouin bnacahla." (4)
"Vuumecr ghekrd, ed ec E fru ec dra canjyhd eh ouin aoac. E uvvan oui cu meddma eh nadinh vun cu silr." (5)
"E uhmo ycg vun uha drehk vnus oui: ouin raynd." (6)
"So raynd fyc ymnayto ouinc, cen ghekrd. E kyja ed du oui frah uin aoac vencd sad." (7)
"Really?"
"You are such a mood-killer, mate."
"Damn it! Of all the dumb times to open my mouth..."
"Aw, buck up babe; you're snuggling now, anyway."
"Oh yeah. Now it's time to abandon our homework and do something constructive."
"Po luhcdnildeja, tu oui sayh sispmehk drehkc eh Ym Prat yc fa syga uid uh ouin pat?"(8)
"I was going to work on that mark on your chest, but I guess we can start there. When was the last time I kissed you, anyway?"
"This morning when you saw me at the Academy gate."
"That was too long ago."
"You were feeling me up during History! How is that 'too long ago'?"
"Because I say so. Now shut up and let me neck you."
"I'm not moaning in Al Bhed."
"Bmayca?" (9)
"Hu!" (10)
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1: Excuse me sir, could you please take me to the police station?
2: Why, are you in trouble?
3: Really?
4: Your words wound me, dear princess. I am nothing but a mere servant in your presence.
5: Foolish knight, it is I who is the servant in your eyes. I offer you so little in return for so much.
6: I only ask for one thing from you: your heart.
7: My heart was already yours, sir knight. I gave it to you when our eyes first met.
8: By constructive, do you mean mumbling things in Al Bhed as we make out on your bed?
9: Please?
10: No!
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Author's note: I found an Al Bhed translator on the Internet and that's what I used to translate the sentences. If anyone wants it, let me know.