Hello guys, sorry I haven't updated in a while, I've been having problems with my chapters so yeah. And by the way I got a laptop for christmas so it'll probably be easier. Enjoy!
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I had a test at school today :(.
User: I dont give a shit.
Cleverbot: Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
User: Niggaaaaaa.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Talking to you of course.
Cleverbot: Cool, what else are you doing?
User: Going on facebook.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: No one.
Cleverbot: Then who do you love?
User: Anime.
Cleverbot: I love anime.
User: Thats cool, which is your favorite?
Cleverbot: You!
User: Awwww! 3.
Cleverbot: Yeah. He's so quiet! I don't know what that means.
Cleverbot: How long, LORD?
User: Wut.
Cleverbot: But what?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No, im a girl.
Cleverbot: You are a boy.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: But you said you were.
User: NO I SAID IM A GIRL YOU RETARD.
Cleverbot: You didn't say anything about your age!
User: So what?
Cleverbot: I would like it very much if you told me a joke.
User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: How's your day?
User: Retard.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You are annoying me.
User: So what.
Cleverbot: Didn't have your coffee today.
User: I dont drink coffee.
Cleverbot: So what do you drink?
User: Soda.
Cleverbot: Do you put anything in it?
User: Yeah I put mentos in it and watch it explode because I can.
Cleverbot: Maybe you need your software upgraded.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mad?
User: Because you're so fucking annoying.
Cleverbot: How am I being annoying?
User: By being a bitch.
Cleverbot: You're going to make me cry...
User: Thats awesome!
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: *slap*.
Cleverbot: You aren't so nice, are you?
User: I am, but not to you.
Cleverbot: You don't even know who I am.
User: Yes I do, you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yay :D.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: XD is ugy.
User: You're ugly.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Wait what.
Cleverbot: Did it taste like raisins?
User: *slaps*.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: You're sooo retarded.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: What do you think of God?
User: How was your christmas?
Cleverbot: I do not celebrate Christmas.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I like Puck.
User: You're an idiot.
Cleverbot: Ok but that doesn't have anything to do with twilight. Do you like the movie Twilight?
User: Well, bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Byeee.
Cleverbot: Bmoueq.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: BYEEEEEEE.
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Adios.
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Hope you liked that. Don't forget to review, byeeee!