Miranda Shadowind
(To Weird Al's "I Think I'm a Clone Now"!)
They think it's strange
I'm blown up but miraculously
I'm back the next day!
'Cause nobody knows that I am
Part of Eris' evil plan (plan-plan-plan)
One of many multi-kopii men (men-men-men)
Deep in a magic lab late one night
They took some hair from my real self and put it into a machine and so I say
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
There's always lots of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
Whenever I get killed, a new one's sent out
Look at the way
We're sent out killing close together
I guess you could say
I'm really beside myself
All of them just can't comprehend (hend-hend-hend)
Why my record's just like South Park's Ken's (Ken-Ken-Ken)
Born in a magic lab late one night
Without a mother or a father, just a machine but no womb with a view
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
There's always lots of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
Don't know if the real me's even still around
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
'Cause I can stay at home and chase Lina around
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
'Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down
Try and kill us all if you can!
You can't beat the multi-kopii man!
Killin' in stereo, it's all right
Well I can do Rogaine commercials while I drive the Slayers crazy so I say
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
That's #23 helping Zangulus now
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
Won't matter if he dies, I never run out!
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
There's always lots of me just a-hangin' around
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
It's gonna take a lot to bring us all down!
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
There's #s 9 and 12 makin' folks freak out
I think I'm a clone now (a clone now)
Wonder if the real me's even still around...