Title - Welcome To Chemistry: Expect the Unexpected

Pairing - SasuSaku

Rating - T

Summery - She's the spunky, intelligent new girl. He's the heartthrob...not to mention a jerk. They are partners...and they hate each other...or do they? . "Welcome to Chemistry!" the madman teacher announces. "Expect the Unexpected." SasuSaku, possibly hints of ItaSasu or ItaSaku (just hints!)

Class One - Partners

My name is Haruno Sakura...and my pink hair is NOT a birth defect! My mother had pink hair, and therefore, thanks to the science of heredity, I have pink hair and I'm damn proud of it! Personally, I think it's cute.

It's my first day of high school. Not just high school, but a public high school. I've been a private school girl all my life, and as much as I enjoy the new freedom that Konoha High has to offer...I'm damn freaked, too. Perhaps exhilarated is a better word for it. It's just this odd feeling. You know, the kind that you get in your gut when you know something freakishly cool and awesome is going to happen, but it has giant consequences and will change you forever. Kinda like...when Eve bit into the apple, or Harry when he jumped into the trap door underneath the three headed dog. Yeah. Something like that.

Still, I can't find the word that perfectly describes that feeling. Maybe there is none. Anyway, that's just how I felt when I walked right into the doors of my class room (class 1-D to be exact).

It was damn loud, that's one thing. Usually, in a private school, a teacher would be watching the glass twenty-four/seven. And right here, no teacher. Just an empty desk at the front of the room. And kids wouldn't be throwing paper planes, or spit balls at each other. In a way, the freedom and recklessness was quite refreshing, but utterly repulsive at the same time.

I maneuvered my way to the desks, dodging paper projectiles that were thrown by the rowdy guys, and steering clear of the gossipy team of girls, who were trying to get my whole life story outta me. Girls, please. If I want to tell you my life story, then I will. Sheesh.

It was ten friggen o'clock...and the teacher never bothered to show up. In private school, a team of nuns would hunt the poor teacher down and drag him to school, sick or not. Unless the called for a substitute. Geez...public school was odd. The girls were sluts, the guys were idiots, and the teacher's don't show up. This is hell on earth...for me anyways.

Just as I was seriously about to stand up and leave, a blond woman dragging a silver haired man by the ear burst through the door. Now...I knew that woman somewhere...she was the headmistress. Tsunade-sensei. Now I know why the girls were such sluts. I mean, look at her breasts. These girls have some serious competition...that is if the guys don't find out that she's pushing fifty.

"Now, now, Tsunade-sama," the silver haired man said, almost in a pleading voice. "I was just a little late. You see, a black cat crossed my path, I had to help an old lady cross the street, and---"

"Shut up, and teach."

"Actually, the song is Shut up and Drive, and---"

Tsunade glared at him, her fists clenched tightly, her right arm slowly raising above he head. "KAKASHI!"

"...Right," Kakashi said, scurrying to the desk. Tsunade rolled her eyes and shook her head in disappointment before walking out of the classroom.

So...private and public schools may not seem so different after all.

Kakashi waited until the extremely violent headmistress with the big boobs was gone and out of earshot. "Phew...I thought I'd get killed. Well, then, you're the freshman class, aren't you. Well, you're in for a treat! Welcome to Chemistry Class! You're first assignment: Expect the Unexpected!"

An air of silence surrounded the room. My jaw just dropped in confusion and my eye twitched. Okay, public school is WAY different than private. I'm not sure which on I like better, though. My private school was all girls, and it actually felt nice to have some guys around. The teacher was pretty hot, but way too weird for my tastes. For Pete's sake! He wears a mask!

He started ranting on about what we were learning this year, and about our choices to take Chemistry II or Biology I. Then suddenly, the conversation switched to...porn. Yes, porn. If this were a private school, he'd be shot to death for even saying the word. Kakashi held up the book in his hand tenderly, handling it as if it were a baby. "This...my friends...is the epitome of your enjoyment this year. Oh yes...so many things shall change this year! Starting with..." and then quickly mumbled words that were coherent even to a drunk's standards.

Luckily, the class was saved when two young boys walked into the classroom. Two arguing young boys. Two arguing CUTE young boys. Well, one was cute, the other was hott. Seriously.

The blond had huge blue eyes, and he was pretty tall and cute...but the thing that drew me in the most...the whiskers. No, I'm not kidding. Whiskers. For real. I'm not crazy (okay, maybe a little) but dude! HE HAD WHISKERS!!! (I'll stop right there because I think you get the point).

Now the dark haired one...he's hott. Really. Sharp eyes, a nice face, tall, dark, and handsome. The type that girls fall for. I bit my lip to stop from opening my mouth and drooling all over his hotness. Seriously. Nice girls (or slightly spunky and intelligent ones) like me don't do stupid stuff like the gossip girls (who hem their already short skirts) do.

"Are you sure this is Chemistry I?" the blond asked. "Seriously, teme. You're really bad at instructions."

"Are you stupid or something?" the dark one said. "The sign outside said in big bold letters, 'Chemistry I'. It's common sense, like everybody has. Just take a seat, Naruto."

"Well, excuse me for not being normal," Naruto jeered, taking a seat two chairs away from my own. Which meant that the Sasuke...the delicious hott guy, was sitting next to me. TO ME! I nearly fainted I swear.

Kakashi had a pouty face on. Not that you really could tell, thanks to that stupid mask of his. He glared at the two boys with his one visible eye. "Don't you dare interrupt my lecture! Well, since you got lost, I'll leave you off with a warning. But don't interrupt my lecture!"

"Pfft," Naruto held himself back from laughing. I stared at his face, scrunched up and trying to keep control. Sasuke sighed and muttered something ("Here we go again...") and I held my breath.

"You're lecture on what? Porn?"

I slap my forehead and sigh. Why, dear God why did you send me here!? What did I ever do to deserve this hell? This is just about the dirtiest place I've ever been in. Then again, I can't really talk, because of what I said about Sasuke earlier. Crap. I'm a hypocrite. That's why God sent me here. SHIT SHIT SHIT!

"Yes. I love porn," Kakashi said. "Especially when it's written by Master Pervert, Jiraiya, who has cameras installed in the girls bathroom."

That's it. This place is mad. Private School wins. Too bad I can't get out.

The girls in the back of the class just giggled and pretended to cuss out whoever this Jiraiya is. I just rest my forehead in my sweaty palms and groan. This day couldn't get any worse.

"Hey...are you okay?" said a sexy voice. I look up and what do I find. My savior, and god, Sasuke.

"Ugh...I'm just sick of this guy...that's all."

"Hn," he grunted. A few seconds of silence, and then, "I agree."

Naruto leaned over Sasuke's desk and smiled at me. He looked really sweet. Not exactly my type, but a good trustworthy person in this land of perverts. I got me two saviors! Whooo!

"Hiya. You must be new here. Then again, we all are, seeing we just started High School. The name's Uzumaki Naruto! And you?" the blond asked, holding out his hand.

I hesitantly took it as a friendly gesture and shook his hand. "I'm Haruno Sakura." I turn to Sasuke, who was leaning back in his chair to give Naruto some leeway. "And you?"

"Get of my desk, dobe," Sasuke muttered. "Me? Uchiha Sasuke."

Naruto smirked, his face a mask of mischievousness. "Well, looks like we got ourselves a new friend, Sasuke! Welcome to Konoha...where the unexpected happens!"

"Great...you sound just like the old fool up there now," said Sasuke.

Before we knew it, Kakashi was right in front of our newly made clique, a big smirk on his face. I swear, somebody pulled out his brain, messed it up, and stuffed it back in through his nose. His thoughts are seriously scrambled. Really.

"Oh, ho! What do we have here? A love triangle in the first day of school?" he said deviously.

My face turned red, and Naruto immediately blabbered about the fact that we just met, and Sasuke gave out his famous "Hn." Kakashi raised an eyebrow and smiled again.

"Well, that's good! It means that chemistry has started!"

Don't tell me...that by 'Chemistry Class' he meant...

OH MY GOD!!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!

A/N - Dumb. Sorry for the shortness. Reviews are appreciated.