One day, while out on a walk, Kaito heard an ice cream van jingle.
"My doctor did say that I'm lactose intolerant, and that any more ice cream could kill me, but this is an ice cream VAN."
Kaito shoved the children out of the way, breaking the face of a fat kid in glasses. He would grow up to be a dead guy.
"ICE CREAM PLEASE!" Screamed Kaito, shoving ¥50,000 through the window.
"Oh my GOD, IT'S KAITO! STEP ON IT!" Yelled the terrified ice cream van man Dan, shutting the window on Kaito's fingers.
They broke off and strangled the van man Dan to death. They opened the window and returned to their places.
Kaito climbed in, kicked out the driver, van man Wan, and put it into gear.
SQUISH
The kids were fine, and would be out in the summer of 2340.
Kaito then drove through a mailbox.
A cow.
A pig.
A pig.
A duck.
A damn zoo.
Now, in VoLSD
Kaito came along in an ice cream van, covered in frozen dairy. He suddenly died, falling down under Meiko, in a way he could see her AHEM!
She stomped his face to oblivion, and then sucked on his eyeballs.
The end.
By the way, Meiko was found guilty of alcoholism, and was sentenced to life. She escaped within the week.