Lady Palutena was farting in the giant kitchen that was in front of the cafeteria, looking around for something edible as she spotted Lucina, the female blue haired swordsman gasping as she dashed over to the green haired goddess.
"Pal, what are you doing in here!?" Lucina exclaimed as she dashed over to Palutena, holding her hands together. "Weren't you banned from coming back here?"
"Well... yeah, but how did you know that?" Palutena stated in shock as she temporarily stopped farting. "In fact, why are you even in here?"
Lucina brushed back her blue hair with her right hand. "Well, the girls here gossip quite a lot. That, and Peach is gonna give me some cooking lessons."
"Cooking lessons, huh?" Palutena remarked as she smiled, leaning forward, which in turn made Lucina feel nervous. "What are you gonna be cooking?"
"...Uh..." Lucina began sweating nervously as she backed away from Palutena, raising her hands. "N-now hold on, pal, I'm just gonna make something simple... like soup..." She burped loudly as her eyes widened.
Palutena's eyes lit up as she stood up, placing her hands on her hips. "Well, excuse you, Lucina! That was a good one, but I don't know why you just burped!"
"W-well, it's just gas. It's not like I'm gonna be cooking a cake, or something..." Lucina stated in a shaky voice as she let out a trombone like fart.
Palutena was enjoying this as she began licking her lips, holding her own hands together. "Ooh, and you farted a pretty nice one, too! I'm glad you're embracing your gassy self, Lucy!"
"Pal, please! I'm just gonna be cooking... some turkey! Yeah!" Lucina stated as she began letting out some hiccups, bouncing briefly off the floor for a couple of seconds.
Palutena raised her right eye as she eyed Lucina suspiciously. "First you burp, then you fart, and now you're hiccuping? All because of the way you're..." A light bulb went on in the Goddess of Light's head as she smiled, snapping her fingers. "I get it now. You have a lying problem, don't you?"
"What? No, I'm just... feeling a bit lightheaded!" Lucina lied as she suddenly mooed like a cow, blushing as she covered her mouth with both of her hands.
Palutena began laughing as she wrapped her arms around her stomach. "Ahaha, Lucy! There's nothing wrong with lying! You just have to be subtle, and know when to do it! Ahaha..." She paused her laughter as she bent over and released a tuba like fart, sighing of relief as she waved the air with her right hand. "Phew! I've been holding that bad boy for three minutes! I could have exploded like a smart bomb there!"
"Well that's just nasty, Pal. You know I don't like it when you do that." Lucina stated as she sneezed, much to her disgust as she saw boogers fly onto the floor.
"...now you're sneezing boogers?" Palutena remarked as she placed her right hand on Lucina's shoulder. "Man, you really do have a lying problem! Maybe you should tell the others!"
"Oh no, I don't think they would be interested," Lucina quickly stated as she felt her stomach grumble loudly, wrapping her arms around her rumbling tummy. "I'm just not the kind of person to discuss my problems with people." She then began chirping like a bird. "Oh, screw it! Yes, I have a lying problem! And yes, I am making a cake!" She pouted as she threw a tantrum, her eyes closed as she was frustrated. "There! Are you happy now?"
"...not quite." Palutena commented as she leaned a bit to the right, letting out another deep pitched poot as she smiled, nodding. "Now I am."