Barney's typical day.
by : NSMLORD
It was a normal day while Barney was filming with his slaves. There had been a sue that had been issued by Kermit the frog. Apparently Barney 'stole his girl and raped her' but it was hard to believe because it was a frog issuing a complaint on a dinosaur who raped a pig. Pretty weird. BUT THERE'S MORE! Caillou had a stroke the the other day, from his school. He was transferred to middle school, because he wanted to be a 'big boy' and if they did not let him he would 'shoot them in the head like I shot the stripper'. Which led to some awkward conversations. But nobody is reading this piece of shit of there's no eroticness involved. I guess Barney raping a pig is erotic to some extent, but it is crazy. So, back to the story, Barney was whipping little kids because they wouldn't give him a blowjob. But what can you say? He is a big piece of flannel dinosaur. I mean, what kind dinosaur is purple? I mean it's like this egotistical fatass in a costume is very definitely using child labor to gain popularity. Now, Barney is thinking of a nice episode. He yelled at the kids, "GET UP YOU BITCHES OR I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR PENISES!". Now, this may seem a bit far-fetched, but HELL this is fan-fic, so I'm gonna shit it up any way I want. You know, a page in google docs is equal to half a page in , so you know what trouble I'm going through. Now, I may sound like a bitch, but hear me out. Barney whipped the kids, but on television it looked like the kids were reindeer. This kind of TOMFOOLERY only occurs in shit shows like this. Now, you probably already left, but THE EROTICNESS will start something soon you perverts. Now, let's shift to a different topic, almost as if a different genre or story. Let's shift to Caillou, the whiny child with cancer. Now that may sound humorous, believe me, YOU ARE NOT A MONSTER IF YOU LAUGH! This is life, we need to laugh, or life is just a shitty boring place. God, when did this become a commentary for a philosopher? That reminds me, GOD! Does he exist? Well there is this funny meat joke which I don't remember, so SUCKS FOR YOU. Have you heard that weird thing where 'the big bang is when god farted'. The amount of RETARDEDNESS is SO HIGH it reminds of something, search 'Gay Barney Masturbate' in Youtube and click the first video and watch it. Best metaphor EVER! Now I'm probably going to end it here like a Youtube Video,
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YA?