Name: Captain Quark

Gender: Superhero

Previous jobs: Universally known Superhero, Second in command to Commander Drek on his top secret evil plan to make lots of money, Galaxy Burger waiter.

Achievements: Unplugging the drain by myself.

Skills: Taking money, wasting money, being tricked and writing reesoomi's. (These things)

Crime record: None as far as you know.

Ideal job: Chief Monkey Transporter.

Why you need a job: Because I'm on the run from the police and I don't want anyone to find out. Luckily nobody knows and nobody ever will.

School achievements (grades): School? Oh right… uh… A's in Biology, Neurology, Stupidology and Superherobutnotverygoodatitollgy.

Illnesses: Short term memory lo… um… what was I talking about?

What do you want to achieve: Getting a great space limo a beautiful robot wife, money and free bird feeders.

If you needed to hire employees what you assess them on: The following question. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A) 1 kilo B) 2 kilos or C) 50 kilos.

Home number: um… 00000000000

Previous work number: Um… 123456789.