What the *Beep*
Summary: "This cannot be real, this must be a dream. Countries can't be humans. Even if they are, they will not be attractive to me, right?" Jasmine White is an 18 year old college student who is planning to become a historian writer and travel around the world that is until her best friend died from cancer. Her best friend sent her a package before she died and that is a watch that takes her to the Hetalia world. And there are some countries that actually find Jasmine attractive…
A/N: I didn't want to do an OC with someone on Hetalia but fuck it buttholes. I got this idea from playing some Hetalia Dating Sims games (which it was very awkward and yet very funny, haha). And yeah…all I'm hoping is I'm not copying anyone. If there is a story like this, please let me know because I don't want people think I'm stealing (you can't call a thief, when you don't know who it's from). I should really get start it on school work…fuck it I hate Science, just give me a fat F. I don't own Hetalia but I do own Jasmine (because she is me).
Genres: Humor, Romance, and Adventure.
Chapter 1: Death of a Friend
Ugh, today is one of those days when the people give this papers to "get to know" you better. Yeah right, this is full of shit. I sign up for a degree not "intrude yourself" papers. There is not much to say about me. I'm 18, African American (I don't get the African part because none of my family went to Africa, why can't we just call black?), I'm unfortunately a short girl with big breast (I wish they were small), and I'm a tomboy…ish. That's all they need to know about me.
Hi, my name is: Jasmine White, I don't have a middle name.
My favorite subject to learn is: World History, the only thing I won't hear "America" a thousand times.
When I'm bored, I usually: See if Linda is ok in the hospital, also daydream.
I hate: Unrealistic love stories because it will never happen to me (like Twilight).
I love: Horror, historical, suspense, crime, and mystery books.
My favorite color is: Purple because it mixes with two of my favorite colors, red and blue.
I hate it when: When people get confused between "kun" and "san".
My hobbies: Eat, sleep, make up random stories, and worry about Linda.
My family: Doesn't know I ever exist.
My friend(s): Is about to die.
If I can change something I will: Save Linda from sickness.
Linda, she is my best friend since 1st grade and she has cancer. What type of cancer it is? Lung cancer, she has been smoking since she dropped out of college (last year) because she wanted to be with her boyfriend and not me. I'm still mad at her for that but I still want to support her to get this stupid cancer away from her. Even if she choice her boyfriend over me, I want to help her. I know she still wants to be my friend, she just…she was just so stupid to choice that douchebag. Great, I sound like I have a crush on my friend. I actually don't, I'm not lesbian.
I probably have the best random choice roommate ever. Cherry is my newest friend in this college. She has blonde hair and blue eyes. Cherry is more loud than I am. We use to think we are so different to each other but now we're kind of the same. Only she is more perverted than I am because we're both fujoshi. I never ask to be fujoshi but hey curiously killed the cat and now killed me for wanted to know what yaoi is. Cherry is also more girly than I am. She wears black eyeliner and pink lipstick. I don't wear makeup, not only it's a waste of time it is also a waste of money but Cherry thinks it was worth it. Cherry sat down next to me.
"What are you doing?"
"Filling up this stupid paper."
"What is it?"
"They want to get to know me better."
"You forget yaoi manga on "I love"." I smirked.
"Oh shut up, I'm not going to put that."
"You don't want them to know you're a pervert, huh?"
"Oh be quiet you." She giggled.
"Hey, there is a party in Amber's house tonight. You want to come?"
"I'll pass; I have to do World War assignment and don't want to forget to do it…again."
"Oh come on, it's due on 3 WEEKS, you will have it done in no time. Plus, you probably are almost done with it anyways. Come on, just one party!" Cherry is right, it is due on 3 weeks. And I'm almost done with it, I'm on my 20th page and this was given like 2 days ago. I guess I have no life huh. I may as well go to this party. I mean nothing can go wrong, right?
"Ok fine, I will go."
"YAY! Its starts at 8:30 so you better get ready! It's 7:50." I sighed and nodded. Cherry went straight to her closet and figure out what she going to wear. Me, on the other hand, it was plain simple for me. I was going to wear a white t-shirt, blue jeans, blue high-tops and blue jacket. I wasn't going to wear anything special. Heck, it's not like I'm going to Paris to meet a country.
I already put my clothes on, it didn't really take forever. It took Cherry like 20 or 30 minutes to get ready. I feel like I took 2.1 seconds to throw this on me. Cherry was finally out of the bathroom because she had to put makeup and her party dress with her black boots.
"Wow, you took that long to just put that on?" Why do us, women take forever just to put the simplest things on?
"I have to; I want to look gorgeous at this party. You won't understand why I took so long." You're right, I won't. I only understand is "PENIS FACTORY".
"Well, shall we go or not?"
"Of course!" Cherry and I left the building and took a taxi to Amber's house.
Amber is probably the bitchiest girl in this campus but hey bitchy girls always get popular somehow. I won't understand why. Probably because how American high school movies are. We went inside Amber's house. We saw crowds of people getting drunk, twerking (they doing it wrong), flirting, and other bullshit that you expected in party. Amber came up to us.
"Welcome to my party losers! I only letting you stay here because I want to win the best writer in the campus, ok?" You can't win because you have no imagination.
"Ok?" She gave us a fake smiled and walked away.
I coughed. "Bitch." I coughed again. Cherry laughed.
"Come on Jasmine, let's go and look around!" I nodded. Cherry grabbed my arm and walked around. I spotted my long-term crush, Matt.
"Oh god, let's leave."
"Why? Oh, Matt's here huh?" I nodded.
"Go talk to him!"
"What, hell no!" Cherry let go of my arm and push me to talk to Matt. I bumped into him. He turned around and looked at me.
"S-sorry."
"It's ok; I'm surprised you're here. You don't like parties." I still don't.
"Well, I thought I can come since I'm almost finishing my World War assignment."
"Really, that fast?" I nodded.
"I have no life." He smiled and looked down.
"Wow, this is awkward…"
"I know right." What should I say? I can't say "I like seeing two men having sex".
"So…um…"
"So, how was your trip to Japan?"
"Oh, it was amazing. What about your trip?"
"It was great going back to Britain." I smiled. This is how awkward our conversation is.
"Well…um…" They turn on a slow music.
"Do you want dance with me?" I nodded.
"That will be great." He grabbed my hand and took me somewhere that was empty. He pulls me closer to him and put his arms around my waist. I put my arms around his neck. We are slowly dancing with each other.
"You know I never met a girl like you."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"You are probably just saying that."
"No, I really meet it."
"Well, I never met a boy like you before."
"Come with me." He grabbed my hand and took me a bedroom. Don't tell me he is going to do what I think he is doing. He removes his shirt.
"Um…no I don't think we should do this."
"Why?" Because 1. I don't want people think I'm a slut because I know damn well I'm not. 2. I'm planning to have my virginity until I get married. 3. I don't want to have sex with you when we JUST probably fall in love.
"It's just…wrong. I mean we're in someone's house. We shouldn't been doing this."
"You're such a good girl." He walked over to me and put his hand on my stomach.
"Matt, please don't."
"Don't worry, Jasmine." His hand went under my shirt and put his hand on my BOOB! I slapped him. He moves away from me.
"Geez, you're so…protective." Well, no shit I told that in when we FIRST met!
"Fucking pervert!" I left the room and hurry went outside. I sat down on the bench and looked around. Can things get any worse? My phone was ringing in my pants pocket. I grabbed my phone from my pants. I answer the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey, this is Jasmine?" That must be Kevin, Linda's boyfriend!
"Y-yeah?" I heard Kevin sobbing. What happened?
"L-Linda is dead."
"W-what?"
"Linda is dead, they try everything to make her better but her life was cut short. I'm sorry Jasmine, I'm so sorry. This is my entire fault." I begin to cry. I can't believe…she's dead. Why, why did she have to die? I hung up on Kevin and begin to walk home.
I went back to my room and lay down on my bed. I was crying on my pillar. It was so unbelievable; I didn't expect Linda to die this quickly. In fact, I didn't want her to die at all. Why did it have to be Linda? Why couldn't be someone else? This is completely unfair!
2 months later
It's been a month after the funeral. I slowly begin to forget about Linda's death. I feel like I was truly alone. Matt found himself a girlfriend the night after the party (I stopped liking him after what he did to me in party). Cherry found a boyfriend (but doesn't mean she is not going to hang out with me anymore) named Trent and I'm going be a forever virgin. Hooray! God, I hate love stories.
I was sitting on bed that day, reading World War textbook when the Japanese attacked the Americans because like I will continue saying I have no life whatsoever. Cherry comes out the bathroom and smiled at me.
"Wow, you don't anything to do huh?"
"Hell no."
"Why don't you just come with me and Trent to go shopping in the mall?"
"Where Amber and her fellow followers who have no brains whatsoever is at?"
"Yeah."
"No thanks, I don't want to World War 4 to begin."
"Come on; if you go I will buy you that book you want." I sighed. I put the textbook down and got up.
"Great, let's go homie!"
"Please don't ever say that again."
When we went to the mall, there were most of college students (because this mall is the closet to our college). I didn't really like being in a crowd. Cherry, Trent, and I went to the GameStop. I grabbed Alice: Madness Returns. I heard it was great game. I went to the cashier and bought the game.
I went to bookstore and look around for a book I have been interested since a long time. I found my book! 11/22/63 by Stephan King the king of making horror stories. This was his historical book that is probably one of his best books of all time. It's a huge book, it's around 800 pages. I looked at the price. It was $20.00, it doesn't sound that bad. I don't need Cherry to buy it. I show the book to Cherry.
"That book is hell of big."
"Yeah, which it's good because now I have a lot work to do on this book besides reading World War textbook."
"Do you want me to buy it?"
"No, I can buy it." I went over there and bought the book. Of course I needed a bag for that.
We went to the food court and got some food. I was eating Panda Express and Cherry and her boyfriend was eating America's favorite McDonald's. When they feeding each other food like a lovely doodle couple, I was reading my book wearing headphones. Their love is too much for me to just go along with it.
When Cherry have to do some love shit with her boyfriend (not sex), I just walked myself to the bus stop. I sat down and read my book (I'm not wearing my headphones this time). I saw a boy with light brown hair and hazel eyes looking around confuse. He sat next to me.
"Geez, where is Germany at? I'm scared being here!" It sounds like he's Italian. I think I should stop staring at him. It is rude to stare at someone. I continue reading my book. I don't want to end up getting in trouble.
"Wow, that's really big book! Who is the author?" I looked at him.
"Um, Stephan King."
"Stephan King? Isn't he that scary American guy who makes creepy stories?"
"Um yeah, but this is not a horror story. It's more like…suspense."
"Still he is scary!"
"I-I guess so…" This guy is so weird.
"You're really pretty lady!" I blush and looked around.
"T-thanks."
"ITALY!" I heard German accent. The man had blonde hair and blue eyes. He looks kind of scary.
"Germany, you finally came!" He got up and smiled. Who named their kids after a country?
"Come on, you probably freak out that lady from your flirting." He grabbed the light brown boy and begins to walk away. The bus finally came. I got up and went inside the bus. I sat down. What the hell just happened?
When I made it to my room. I saw a package on the ground. I grabbed it up and look who it was for. It for me and it's from Linda. That's strange; she must send this package before she died. I opened the door bring the package with me; I closed the door behind me. I put the package on my bed. I opened up the package it was this…watch. There is also a letter. I pick it up and read it.
"Dear Jasmine,
You probably still hate for leaving you here, but…I know you care about my lung cancer and hope I won't die. I know I am dead by the time this is given to you. I heard you were having trouble falling in love. Don't go out with Matt, he's a huge douchebag. He had sex over 6 girls. I don't want him to use you like he did on other girls. I gave you this watch because I know you love World History, traveling, and learning more about countries. My grandfather told me this watch will take you to a world, a world when countries are humans. I think you will find a great boyfriend there. If you didn't then at least have a tale to tell the world to. To go to the world, all you need to do is put the watch on and push that blue button and it will take there.
You probably think I'm terrible friend now but at least you will always show your care for me no matter what. That's why I like you as a friend. You always caring about someone and I know one day you will found the love of your life.
When you're done with the watch, you can give to someone but give it in the wrong hands. I don't want things to be wrong. I really hope you get find your love and I'm truly sorry if I wasn't there when you needed me the most.
Sincerely, your best friend Linda"
I smiled through the whole letter. I put the letter down on the bed and looked at the watch. Well, this is a weird-looking watch. I wonder if this is just a prank from someone. A terrible prank from who really want to see me depressed. I put the watch around my wrist. All of a sudden, it starts ticking again. What a weird watch. I saw a shiny blue button on the watch. I wonder if I really push this button it will take me there. I may as well push the button and find out. I pushed on blue button. I closed my eyes and wait to see anything is changing. I opened my eyes and look around. Oh great, it just a god damn prank. Wait; there was something at the end of the letter. I look at the bottom.
"P.S. If it is taking forever to load you to the world, it probably needs to be 12:00am to load you there. Do it again on 12:00am. It should work then. If you want to go now, then you probably need to put more heart into it." More heart to it? What is this, Disney World? Well, I am curious what this thing is. I guess I have to. I pushed the blue button again and closed my eyes. I can feel my heart beating faster than ever. I took a deep breath. I heard a Click sound somewhere. I opened my eyes and look around. Nothing of course. I didn't even know why I expected to work…wait what? I looked at the ground and the floor was falling down into pieces. I looked around to see where I could hide but I was too late. I was falling down in a dark hole. I closed my eyes hoping all this will end.
A/N: Yeah, I know what you're thinking. Why are showing us about Jasmine's life? No one cares, we just want Jasmine be in Hetalia! Well, I need to show some things before going to Hetalia. It makes a story more interesting, gosh. By the way when Jasmine was falling, it remembers me of Alice in Wonderland. Anyways, I hope you enjoy! Please review, favorite, follow all that type of stuff to keep this story continuing. Now you excuse me, I have to get some more ideas out of my ass for this story.