Laboratory Five Rises Once More

Me- Hello everyone, yes, I know I need to finish my other stories, but this came into my head after I read a cute story by a new author, so... yeah.

Roy- What is this story about, I didn't read the summary.

Me- It's about how Laboratory Five become active once more and they get a hold of the cat Ed and Al try to give you, and they get a hold of a certain flame alchemist... and you know what happens next, don't you Colonel?

Roy- I become a cat, don't I?

Me- You guessed it! I'll tell the name of the author at the end of the chapter, and I did ask them if I could use the Neko Roy idea, so...yeah you become a Neko Colonel.

Roy- Just get to the chapter!

Me- Fine, Maes, bring in the ball and string.

Roy- Don't you d- OH String!

Maes- This is cute!

Me- Totally!

Roy- I hate you both, but I have to say I love string!

*Maes and I laugh as Roy is "Breaking the neck" of the string*

Maes- Emily, or Foxen, or Fox, Foxstar, or whatever you want to call her, doesn't own anything except for herself and the writing, the idea goes to a certain person that will be announced at the end of the chapter with the name of the story also.

Roy- I love string!


Roy got up and stretched his arms and legs out. He looked around as if something wasn't right, then he wagged his tail and pricked his ears... wait a tail and ears? Oh, I'm guessing you want to know why he has a tail and ears aren't you? Well we should start at the beginning of what happened before Roy was involved with becoming part animal.

Five Weeks Earlier

Roy, who isn't a chimera yet, was walking down the hall of the Central HQ. He was carrying papers from the library doing research on some weird animal called a cat, for he found a cat in a baby carriage and fell in love with the orange fur, the thin orange stripes on its body, the cute meow of the kitten, and that it was just sitting there as if it were protected by the sides of the carriage.

"I hope that I can research enough to take care of this fur ball of cuteness" Roy whispered to himself smiling. He had passed his Lieutenant and Full Metal, without consideration did he think it was the cat Ed and Al had found outside of the East City gate.

"Colonel, Lieutenant Hawkeye told me you had found a cat. Would I be able to see it?" Edward asked out of the blue.

"Sure, right now he's in my office. To think I found him in a baby carriage all alone, he's the most adorable furry animal I've ever seen, other than Black Hyate."

"I thought so, if you think about it, Al and I put a cat in a baby carriage about a month ago, after our fight for my assessment. Remember Colonel and the Fuhrer never let us finish."

"Ah, yes... wait, are you saying I took in the cat you and Al found?" Roy look at Full Metal puzzled.

"Maybe, that's why I want to see that cat you fou-" Edward was interrupted by an orange furred, thinly stripped black kitten ran past Riza, Ed, and Roy being chased by Breda, Fuery, and Fallman to try to get the tiny feline back into the Colonel's office.

"Moushi, here kitty!" Roy called, getting the cat to approach him in a happy prance.

"Moushi?" Riza questioned the name of Roy's new cat.

"Yeah, why not? I got it from a weird book, it's a cat name," Roy stated in simplicity.

"What's the book called?" Ed asked interested.

"Something about a girl named Anne Frank," Roy replied with a smile. (We're learning about Anne, and the time FMA takes place in is the time of when Anne's Diary was being written in.)

The trio, or should I say group of six, headed back to the Colonel's office where a certain man in charge was waiting for them.

"Ah, Roy Mustang, or I should say katze Roy. We've decided to reopen Laboratory Five, and we want some people to see if our scientists still have what it takes to make a specialized chimera. So, we've decided to have you in our research, Colonel," the man said and yes, this is the Fuhrer, if you couldn't tell.

"But Sir, why me? Wait, doesn't katze mean cat in German?" Roy questioned in curiosity.

"We chose you because you fit the animal we chose perfectly, and yes, katze means cat in German. So Colonel, enjoy cat ears, cause you'll be going to the labratory in five weeks," and with that, the Fuhrer walked out with a smile on his face.

"I'm going to be a... cat?" Roy asked himself then looked for Moushi who was already on his desk, cleaning itself.

"So Colonel, do you want us to get you string to play with after you return from the laboratory?" Breda asked playfully.

"Cats like string?" Roy asked puzzled by the question.

"Yeah, cats like to play with strings, sticks, balls, anything that they can get their claws on. Oh, and Ed may like this one, cats adore milk!" Fuery stated chuckling a bit in the last bit of info.

"WAIT THEY DO?" Ed yelled in excitement looking at the Colonel. "Colonel, you will learn to love being a cat, that way, I'll ask for milk, and give it to you!" Ed ordered jokingly.

"These five weeks will go way too fast for my liking if you think about it," was all Colonel Mustang said as he walked to his desk and began his research on cats, for now he knows he going to become one in a matter of only five weeks to come in the future.


Me- So... how did you like it?

Roy- Damn that Laboratory Five, I wouldn't be attracted to su- OH! SHINY! *Pounces on a tiny beam of light*

Maes- This is why I love cats too damn much!

Me- Yeah, oh I almost forgot... The name of the person that I got permission from is SatansFantasticSons and their story is called Neko Roy x Ed. It's really cute if you ask me!

Roy- *Ears perk up as he stands up and sits on the couch* So... don't forget the farewell thing!

Me- *Face palms my forehead* We're not doing the neko thing!

Maes- What neko family thing?

Me- *sighs* Fine, Roy thought of this while you were reading the chapter, Roy, you say it.

Roy- *purrs* Foxen doesn't own anybody except for herself, and don't forget if you have a neko, hug it!

Me- That wasn't at all what you said!

Maes- Was is that thing he said that he felt like doing you know what to certain neko people.

Me- Yeah!

Roy- Looks like they now know, anyway, no flames either, they belong to this neko here!

Maes, Roy, and Me- Farewell fellow Nekos!