Disclaimer: I don't own twilight, but if Stephanie Meyer gives it to me, I'll give her a cookie!
A/N: This is a continued story from the one I wrote called The Cullen's Can't Do List. Jeah Hale said it would be funny 2 write stories behind #3 and 4 of what Rosalie can't do, which are; not running Mike's cat over purposely again, and not singing a song, which will be in the story. You should check out that story for this one to make sense.
Rosalie's POV
I was sitting in Science class when Mike Newton walked in, and sat down beside me. "Hello Rosalie." he said, I groweled.
"So what are you doing Friday night?" he asked, I couldn't belive he was trying to hit on me. "Making out with my hu... boyfriend." I said. "Do you like cats?" he asked. "More than dogs." I replied, stupid fleabag dogs stunk. "I love my cat." he said, a good comeback hit me. "Okay, go ask her out then." I said, okay I admit it was kinda lame, but it was Mike. He laughed, at that lame joke, it was official; he was lonely. I still hated him, and so did Emmett. I decided out of the kindness of my heart I was going to do something mean to Mike; the good part is, I'm helping my husband and brothers out, even Bella.
After we got out of school, I followed Mike home, he didn't even see me. While he parked his car in the garage, I ran opened the door and his cat got out. I got back in my car, the cat was in the middle of the road as I accelarated. And I kinda accidently hit it. I only ever meant for the cat to run away. But I killed it, I sped away but not fast enough to hear Mike scream, "MR. SWEETY POO-POO KINS!" Omy gosh, that was an awful name, but again it is Mike. My family is going to love me.
Next week....
I had just heard Katy Parry's I Kissed a Girl. I was driving in my red convertible down the highway home. Then I had a random thing pop into my head. "I kissed a vampire and I liked it, hope the Volturi mind it. I kissed a vampire just to try it, hope Bella's werewolf don't mind it." I sang at the top of my lungs, I was gathering looks from many people. "Us, we are so magical.
Pale skin, blood red lips, so kissable. Hard to resist human temptations. So touchable." I continued at the top of my lungs. People were staring at me like I was insane, including Alice and Jasper; who were walking down the street.
Alice burst out in hysterics, Jasper dissapeared running. Alice was now rolling on the ground laughing.
When I got home Edward was waiting for me. "Do you have to draw attention to us?!" Edward yelled, I rolled my eyes. "You don't have to yell." I said. "Yes, I do!" he yelled. "Wow, you are so bi-polar. Do you suffer PMS?" I asked, and that was the straw that broke the camels back. He tackeled me, I stabbed my thin knee into him. I was on top of him now and he was pulling my hair. All of the sudden I was lifted off him. I looked around ready to throat punch whoever had me. I stopped when I realized it was Carlisle. "Put me down!" I yelled. Esme and Alice were holding Edward back. "You're not supposed to hit girls Eddie!" I yelled, he lunged but Jasper was suddenly in between us.
"I swear Eddie you are some kind of bi-polar case gone wrong." I muttered, knowing he would he hear me. "Let me kill her!" he yelled. "To late!" I sing-songed, he hissed. I laughed at him, Carlisle put me down. Jasper calmed Edward down, stupid walking chill pill. "I promise Nessie will never be in a car around you." Edward said storming off, I smiled. "Hey Renesmee, wanna go for a ride?" I called, Edward was suddenly in front of me. "Over my pile of ashes." he said in a low voice.
the end
A/N: Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease REVIEW!!!!!!!!! (warning; person who wrote this is random and hyper) thank you, thank you very much. (I say in Elvis tone)