Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend, but this is not his story. This story is not about the legendary Dragon Warrior or the master who trained him, although both are also in the story. This story is about the Dragon Lady, a mysterious warrior of unparalleled beauty, unparalleled strength, and unparalleled…appetite.
She was master of many styles, but no one could tell exactly what she was. She wore a hat that hid any visible markings on her face. Some thought she might be feline because of her movements, but her small, fluffy, black tail proved she wasn't. It was even rumored that she may have been a dragon in disguise. Many warriors and powerful people thought the way to win the slender beauty's heart was through battle. These battles often ended in stalemates, with the Dragon Lady simply leaving.
The keeper of the Dragon Lady's tales and adventures across China is a young beauty known as Sing-Sing. As fate would have it, she is a panda, and she was born on a stormy night one hundred years before the Dragon Warrior's great battle with Tai Lung.
