Author's Note: Dark Jak is so misunderstood, no? Everyone forgets about him! So I started this story because he's awesome. So is Light Jak and Jak himself of course.

Disclaimer: I do not own Jak and Daxter neither do I own Zelda nor the other characters mentions in this story minus Diana but I do own all Jak and Daxter games! Minus Daxter for PSP.

Summary: Diana,a elf with a lot of spunk. What happens when her spunk attracts more than she bargained for? Dark JakXOC maybe JakXOC Rated for later chapters. Angst because of Dark Jak.

Chapter 1: A Normal Day... For The Underground

"Dude, they're in!"

"Don't call me 'dude' and who are you talking about?"

"Link and Kaiten! They got in!"

"...Really?"

"Yep! Today's their first day!"

Yes, I was a little excited because we final have what we always wanted, snitches in the building; the building being the Palace and the snitches being Link and Kaiten. They were brothers; Kaiten being the older one though he acts like he's two. Link was more mature.

"Good; now all we need to do is get the ammo dump in the Palace..." Torn muttered, gazing at the map on the table as I leaned on the table, my arms crossed. He had auburn hair and cobalt blue eyes. He was the second leader of a group the rebelled Baron Praxis, a man that ruled Haven City horribly, called the Underground.

I scrunched my nose. "Do ya want me to do it?" He glanced up at me.

"I originally was going to send the rookies but since you volunteered; you can go with them." A scowl appeared on my face as Torn smirked. "But I have another job for you; I want you to get Tess to the Hip Hog Heaven Saloon and get her the wanted bartender job."

An elf with shoulder length blonde hair and bright blue eyes walked inside the room from the back. "Heya, Diana!" She grinned at me as I grinned back cheekily.

"So, get cha a job, ne? Easy enough." I shrugged, wondering why Torn would give me such an easy mission to do. I suppose I shouldn't complain after all the death missions he gave me most of the time. "Let's go before the alcohol wears off." I told her as two cobalt eyes glared at me.

Tess giggled and I lead her outside towards a two seating hover car. She suggested I should drive, since I was less reckless than her. I shifted into gear two and flew towards the south; watching out for the Krimzon Guards. They were the police under the Barons control. They were rude, obnoxious, and cocky. Almost everything I hated in a person.

"Son of a..." I hit the pedal as the traffic started to build. "So Tess, why does Torn want cha to have this job?" I asked her as she glanced at me.

A sly smile appeared on her face. "I'm supposed to get some of Krew's undercover work information." My eyes widen slightly, impressed that she would take the job. "I'd rather fight but there I could pick up so nice guys~" She winked and I laughed.

"If ya like alcoholics; go right ahead." I grinned at her as she giggled. "I'm more the 'badass', 'no one can tell me what to do', and 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' kinda guy."

"Wow," She praised as I shifted to first gear quickly to get past the hover cars and back to second before a Krimzon Guard saw me. "I never figured you for that type. I always thought you like romance."

I burst out laughing at her statement and almost crashed into a smaller vehicle. "Are you crazy? I'm a kinky bitch inside; forget romance! Take off your clothes and let's get busy!" Everyone below us stared and we laughed together. "I'm kidding; I don't like romance though. I think it'll never come in this city anyway."

"What about Zack?" She asked.

Ah, Zackary Mousy. Handsome one he was; also a player. Sure he was romantic but only for sex and that was it. I've know him for the longest time and he's generally kind and sincere. He's one of the two people that I know in this town that are like that. I'm surprised; by they way they were raised they could still be like that.

The other one was Zidane Mousy; Zack's twin brother, Zack was older though. The one of the differences between them was that Zack had more of a 'forward' approach that Zidane had. The younger twin would always do something romantic then get his one night stand on, also know as an ONS, while Zack would romantically seduce her in the bed.

The other difference was that Zack had sexy messy dark purple hair while Zidane had soft blonde hair; they both had sapphire eyes.

I smiled. "Ah, well. He is different because he is still a player." Tess nodded in agreement as I went into first gear and parked in front of the Hip Hog Haven Saloon; also know as Triple H and S. I helped Tess out of the car and we walked into the bar.

The first thing we noticed was that it was empty. Only a male elf with dark skin and covered in armor was in. He glanced at us with his emerald eye, the other covered by his goggle. Tess walked up to him, me behind her.

The male studied us, mostly me, as a very, and I do mean very large elf came in flying on a little machine. I surprised it could hold his weight. I heard Krew as fat anyway.

"Hi, I'm Tess and this is Diana." The blonde explained to the two. "I'm here for the bartending job." The men looked at each other than at me.

"What's she doing here?" Krew asked as I crossed my arms with a bored expression.

"I'm here because I drove her." I told him, as he seemed to be thinking... and looking over my body at the same time. I was cringing in disgust inside at this old, fat man's look but held it so Tess would get the job.

He made a gesture I wasn't to sure of. "Have you ever thought of dancing--"

"Ah," I cut him off, holding one hand in the air. "First, I do not, I repeat do not pole dance and never will. Secondly, if I do dance, it'll be if I sing. Thirdly, does Tess have the job or what?" Krew chuckled.

"Only if you agree to work for me."

"Only if you agree to my terms." I snapped back.

"Done." Tess and I high-fived each other grinning. "You can start now." He told Tess. "You can come back at seven and I will tell you what to do from there." I nodded, as the blonde hugged me.

"Bye, Diana." She said, almost whimpering as I gave her an 'I'm a badass' look.

I turned a around and gave a wave. "I'll see you, babe." As soon as I got in the vehicle I started to laugh to myself. Suddenly, my communicator came on and I heard Torn gruff voice.

"Why are you taking so long?! Get your ass over here!" He yelled softly so no one would hear him.

I rolled my eyes and started to engine. "Sorry, mother. I'm on my way." I laughed and drove off towards the Undergrounds secret Headquarters.

I opened the door and noticed Torn wasn't the only one their. Another male elf with long blonde hair, green rooted, and dark ocean blue eyes turned around. An orange, white ottsel was beside him him. Why? I don't think I'll find out soon. As soon as his eyes met my confused gaze I knew something already;

He's a Badass Motherfucker.

Otherwise known as BAMF.

But not even a badass!

A Badass Motherfucker!

C'mon people!

"You finally decided to get here." Torn said sarcastically, making my silent praise to the blonde end.

I stuck out my tongue. "Well, you're lucky 'cause if I didn't go, Tess wouldn't have gotten the job." He glared slightly at my comment as the blonde smirked slightly. Fuck, almost melted into Fan-girl mode. Not a pretty sight; trust me. "So whaddya want now?"

"Since she finally got here," I rolled my eyes as Torn pointed to an area on the map, making the blonde, the ottsel and myself to walk over to him. "I want you to take care of an ammo dump we've I.D'd in the Fortress." The blonde leaned on the table to get a better look.

Shall I say he has a nice ass?

"Lots of Krimzon Guards, constant patrols." Torn continued on as Daxter gets on the table. "We know it's vulnerable, and the Underground needs you to blow up all the ammo you find inside." As he spoke, he ended up knocking Daxter across the table. I stifled a laugh. "Get all of it, and we'll deal a body blow to the Baron." A smirk started to form on the blonde's face.

"You're sending us in, tough guy!" The ottsel jumped up. "So what's with this "we'll deal a body blow" stuff?" It glared at Torn. I think it was a guy.

"That's fine." We all looked at the blonde. Opps almost melted there too. "I want the Baron to know that it's me," He slammed his fist on the table. "Who's hurting him." Well, there was a little evil to that comment but hell I agree with ya!

"Good, she will show you where it is and you'll both take it from there." Torn looked back at his maps as both the ottsel and the blonde glanced at me. I turned around abruptly, cursing Torn in my head, and walked towards the exit.

The ottsel suddenly appeared beside me as we stepped outside. "I'm Daxter but you can call me, Orange Lighting!" He said very dramatically. "Oh, and this is my side kick Jak." I glanced at Jak who rolled his eyes with the tiniest smile. "What's your name, sugarplum?"

This ottsel is too much of a try-hard. WAY too much.

"Nice to meet cha, name's Diana." I told them, stopping in front of the vehicle. "You're the new 'rookies', as Torn calls ya, right?" I asked, as Jak took the wheel and I jumped into the shotgun.

"Yeah." The BAMF said, shifting into second gear and speeding off. Maybe he had a need for speed...

...Unfortunately, I had a need for him...

Daxter jumped on my lap and his boldness reminded me of Zack. "So ah, when did you join the Underground?" I wasn't expecting that kind of question.

"I kinda started when it was first formed." I tapped my finger on my chin. "Technically, it started before I was born but I mean I got in when everyone started to join up." I explained the best I could, since I knew the Shadow was way older than I was.

"So how old are you?" The ottsel asked. Ah, did you not know a woman's age was a secret?

I grinned. "Playing 21 questions, ne?" He shrugged. "I'm nineteen. Enjoy." I swear I saw Jak's eyes flickered over to me but I could be imagining things again. He made a sharp turn and almost crashed into a car.

"You don't look your age." The blonde suddenly said, as I glanced at him.

"The entrance is right there." I pointed to a steal door and he shifted into first gear. "I am vertically challenged here." I said, pointing out my very unimportant issue. Jak smirked slightly at me little joke and I was forced to looked away from him before I had to rape him in the car.

....Trust me I did the same to Zack and Zidane. But I knew them better than this guy. Of course I don't mean actually raping him, just tackling him and stuff.

What?

It's what I do.

We snuck in, without being seen by the guards and the doors shut behind us. I glanced around the room to see a couple of computer devices and a large truck with a spike roller and a gun on the top. I sighed, and started to stretch and do squats as the boys stared at me.

"What?" I asked, swinging my arms and touching my toes.

"Uh, what are you doing?" Daxter asked me. "Not that I don't like it but..."

I stopped and walked over to the machine, slapping it. "This, my friend, is what you call a death roller." I pointed over to the gates. "Once we pass those; get your asses running, ne?" They still looked confused, though Jak's was more 'I'm too badass to know this'. I laughed motioned them to follow me.

Unauthorized use of Fortress door; activating security tank.

"What was that?" Daxter asked as suddenly the tank behind us started to move and a laser hit on the three of us.

I pulled Jak and grabbed Daxter as I started to run. "I told ya; get your asses in gear!" I let go and Jak reach my left side as Daxter jumped on his shoulder. He was a lazy ottsel, wasn't he?

We started to run and get around the steel doors. The only other way was with a pole and some platforms. I jumped for the pole, swung and leaped to the platform. A bullet flew past me as Jak and Daxter landed. I leaped over the other platforms, them following. Daxter stood near the gates as I caught my breath with Jak.

"Well now that that's over..." Daxter trailed off as I grabbed him and started to run down the hall with Jak.

The tank broke down the door and we were forced to go through the laser sensors in the next area. We leaped and duck while evading the tank's guns. I was grinning with excitement as I jumped up on the crates and grabbed the pole, swing to the top level. Jak and Daxter followed after me and Daxter dropped on the ledge.

"If that thing comes back--" Suddenly, the metal door below us broke and the tank rolled through, the red lasers running over us.

I laughed. "You'll do what?" He glared at me as Jak smirked.

I looked around the room to see an electric field and some crystals. I'm glad I brought my pistol. I spun in out of its holster and shot at the crystal, making the electric field dim. I shot the other one and it was completely down. Jak noticed this and jumped for the exit on the platforms while I followed after. Daxter was behind me. At the last jump, Dax slipped, making Jak's eyes widen. I grabbed him by the tail, grinning at him cheekily. Quickly, I pulled him up before the tank shot at him.

"You okay, Dax?" I asked, as he was breathing heavily. "It get's harder from here on. That was just the easy part." The ottsel's eyes widen.

He jumped up. "That was easy? What does Tattoo-Wonder make you do!?" I tapped my finger on my chin.

"Well, actually..." I paused. "Nope, too much of a story. Maybe I'll tell ya after if you survive." I turned around and started to walk down the hall. "I won't let cha die, don't worry." I grinned at the scared ottsel. We continued to walk down. I could hear the Krimzon Guards, not to far.

I placed a finger on my lips as they stared in wonder. In a flash, I was over on the other side, where the Krimzon Guards were. They stared in shock as I hung from the bar above.

One of the guards sighed. "If something interesting doesn't happen soon imma start shooting you." I grinned and dropped down behind them.

"Am I interesting?" I giggled as they turned around and I quick moved in front of them. "Can you see me?" With that, I kicked them both in the head and they were knocked out. Jak and Daxter jumped over and Dax was the first to run up to me.

"How'd you do that?!" He exclaimed. "You were all... zip!" The ottsel slid to the side. "Then like zip!" He slid to the other side and I giggled.

"I ish ninja." I winked at them as they stared at each other than me. "I'm kidding; I'm just quick on my feet." I appeared behind them, making them startled. "Shall we proceed?"

We walked down the hall to fight more Krimzon Guards. Only two at a time, which wasn't too difficult. Daxter stayed on Jak's shoulder. Getting to the ammo dump wasn't as hard as it was to destroy it. I could get messy if we don't get out in time. We finally reached the door, leading to the ammo dump and it opened. Daxter noticed something on come barrels, along with Jak. Jak walked over and grabbed it.

"Cool! That's a security pass." The ottsel told his friend. "We need those to get through city check points." I rolled my eyes at the 'new' information given. I heard some clanking noise and footsteps.

"What the..." I walked over to the source and looked below through a grate. A pair of Krimzon guards were standing in front of two Metal Heads with barrels to their right.

"These barrels are the latest shipment of eco." One of the Krimzon Guards grunted. "The Baron says take them and get out!" He snapped as the creatures growled at them. The guards lifted their guns and aimed at them.

"Metal Heads in the city?" Jak muttered, "Why are the guards giving them eco?"

I scoffed and stood up. "For some reason...I'm not surprised." The sound of a whirr was heard. The security tank came through the door and towards us, the red light over us once more.

"Oh, no not again!" Daxter hid behind some ammo while the laser ran over him. My eyes widen and I ran over to him, grabbed him, and fled before the ammo was shot and exploded. "Thanks toots."

I rolled my eyes. "This give me an idea..." I jumped in front of the tank and the light hit me in the face.

"Are you crazy?!" Jak snapped at me as I gave him a thumbs up and ran over to the ammo.

"Maybe just a little." The tank shot at me and I moved out of the way as a couple more ammo explode. Jak had caught on and we kept making the tank shoot the ammo. The room started to glow red and I knew we were in trouble. "We're leaving!" I yelled at them, running for the exit. I jumped, them following and Daxter landed first. Jak fell on him and I landed on my feet.

Almost immediately, Jak sat up from his position, and Daxter popped his head out from underneath him.

"This place has too much excitement. " He breathed out. "We need to move back to the country!" Jak gave him a an amused smirk as I looked confused. Brushing it off, I suggested we should go see Torn and tell him about the Metal Heads and the Krimzon Guards.

I think I started off good! Thanks for reading! R&R!