A/N: Hello and boy, I've just returned from my original fandom, Ed Edd n Eddy. Gotta give it a shot to crossover with K-On for this one. This chapter will be about the EEnE cast and the second will be about the girls themselves before they'll meet with each other. This is an aftermath of Boys will Be Eds. So yeah, yay~!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, except for the plot.
After a drastic turn of events to woo Peach Creeks sweetheart, Nazz von Bartonshmeer, the trio of Ed, Edd and Eddy were disappointed and filled with negative thoughts because all this time, they were singing a song for Jimmy, Peach Creeks wimpy, yet girly kid and for each Ed, it was a nightmare for them.
"Man, talk about failure of leaving a nice impression to Nazz," Slumped the semi spiky black haired, yet short boy as his metallic blue eyes half opened as he's currently sitting down the chair, with his head lying down in a lazy manner. This is Eddy Skipper McGee, the so called leader of the Eds and the youngest of the group at the age of 14.
"All this time... We just sing a song for Jimmy and what shame, deprivation, embarrassment that we are going through gentlemen!" Lamented the beanie wearing boy, gripping the strands of shoulder length, silky midnight hair and his chocolate brown eyes were wide open at the adrenaline that he is pouring his energy right now. This is Eddward Marion Vincent A.K.A Double D. The smartest and possibly the sane member of the Eds with the age of 15.
"... The evil curls of doom will be on our mercy and it will slice out our heads, eating our brains!" Shouts a freaked out tall boy with messy tangerine hair with olive green eyes as he is making stories and references of his B rated horror movies or better yet, comics. This is Edwin Horace Smith A.K.A Ed. The not so intelligent, yet strongest and not so hygienic member of the Eds. He's the oldest member of the group with the age of 16.
"Quit it Lumpy and stop whining Sockhead!" Eddy growled as stood up and he's short with the height of 5'1. He wanted to do something that can redeem themselves to woo their blonde crush, Nazz, "There's gotta be a way that Nazz will divert her attention from that moron, Shovelchin Kevin!" Of course, his sworn enemy and arch rival would try to make the Eds a bunch of loser and lowlife dorks in town.
"Oh sure Eddy," Double D replied with pure sarcasm, giving a snarky look towards the greedy Ed as he stood up with the height of 5'3, looking down, eye to eye and face to face, "There's a good way that Nazz will give all her attention towards you... I mean us, and that would be your so-called "remarkable, innovative" scams."
Eddy could hear the mocking tone Double D, giving a death glare while Ed could feel the clashing can come at anytime, especially with a demeanor like Eddy's. The simple minded boy instantly get in their way, trapping them a death lock bear hug, causes the two boys to arch their back and their face turns blue, feeling the palm of Double D tapping his back that he gives up and Eddy wanted to punch the lights out of him. It took a minute for Ed to get their point, before nodded with a goofy smile and puts them down. He is the tallest member, with the height of 5'9.
"Oof!" Groaned the two boys in pain, holding their back as they try to sit up. Eddy hissed, before moaning in agony.
"Man Ed, are you trying to break me and Double D?"
"Ummmm... I don't want my pals to fight and taking over the dark side."
"Ask Einstein here," Eddy snarked, pointing at the pooped nerd who huffed like he's taking a marathon exercise or jog for at least 21 kilometres. Ed tilts his head at the tired Edd, who tried to get up, clawing his way to sit up. Until this day, he wasn't the athletic one because he loathe the Physical Education since the dodgeball incident in his old place. Huffing, he stated.
"I must have... Lost... Ten pounds... A season," He gave Ed a stern glare, sweat appeared at the lovable Idiot's forehead because he gotta admit it, Double D can be scary at times. Even Eddy feels that uncomfortable aura as well, "Ed, you should never use your inhuman strength to someone who doesn't the physical capabilities of a gargantuan creature of the prehistoric times. Is that clear mister? You could have kill somebody with that!"
"I'm so sorry Double D," Ed whimpered, lowering his head with shame and gripping the cloth of his jacket, "It won't ever happen again."
"Apology accepted Ed!"
"Enough of this drama and help me out here guys!" Eddy barked before he remembered one time when they were at the local town of Peach Creek to get jawbreakers, "Say, do you guys know about the "Battle of the Bands" or something?"
"Eddy. Battle of the Bands is a competition where anyone can enter with the use of musical instruments and a singer. Preferred of using electric guitars such as bass guitar, lead and/or guitar, drums -"
"BORING!" Eddy stated in a boisterous manner and he might have got an idea on how to get Nazz back... Or possibly if that happens. He grinned, eyes glowing to the idea that this is the way to have her attention towards him and his buddies... Mostly him. Maybe, this might work out. Before they could go out with the plan, since they were outside, a boy with silky yet smooth orange hair with a red hat passed by with his red eyes squinting before sneering, mocking at his hated enemies. He has the height of 5'4.
"What are you planning on joining Battle of the Bands, "Dorks"?"
"None of your business, Boxhead!" Eddy snarled, glaring this kid Kevin Morrison, who had the same age as Double D as the jock puts his hands on his pocket, giving a cool remark, smirking at the trio.
"Oh? It is "my" business Dorky because my group is gonna join in and put you losers out of your misery~!"
"Oh yeah?! Would that be your imaginary group, huh!?"
"Eddy, desist!" Double D tries to calm him down, because at any time, the ill tempered Ed will lunge himself to Kevin and beat the living crap out of him.
"You'll find out soon enough. See you soon in the contest, losers! Hahahah!" Kevin laughed maniacally and walked away as he left them flabbergasted, except for the short Ed who can't wait to put him on his place. Unbeknownst to them, it was in a different country. Double D got the flyer from Eddy's pocket, which cause him in shock.
"Eddy?"
"What?!" He remained snapped, with Ed trying to comfort him and soothing his anger in the most ridiculous ways that he can think of. The intellectual Ed is shaking furiously, gripping it tighter and roared that even Ed is now surprised.
"DO YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE TO GO TO JAPAN TO REGISTER THIS TYPE OF "BATTLE OF THE BANDS"?! WHERE DID YOU GET THIS UNBELIEVABLE, IMPOSSIBLE, NON LOGICAL FLYER!? WE COULD JUST REGISTER HERE!"
Eddy changed his demeanor and remained silent as it was his turn to feel scary as they can hear Double D rant in an endless possible way. He began to wonder, gulping and sweating because this is a serious issue and situation, 'You gotta be kidding right? Japan!? How can we afford that and how will our parents even approve to my pals coming there! Dammit Bro! You gave mom a "wrong" flyer and we don't know a damn thing about the place other than Ed wishes to see Godzilla or even Goku from Dragon Ball Z! They aren't real!'
Ed closed his eyes and then thinks something really absurd. As he got the idea, he called his pals and it was something that will break physics and reality. Knowing that Kevin might be given money by his dad, they don't even know who were his band members are, "I got it guys!"
They gave him a deadpan look as Ed has the solution of their problems... Him. He went from behind, locking both of them with a waistlock and began to move in gradual speed from slow to high speed fractions, "Speed it!? That's me!"
"Wait Ed!" The two replied in unison as they are shouting in horror that they are moving so fast that they are moving in blind speed, holding on for dear life and Ed didn't care, screaming with joy like he thinks that he's flying as long as they are at the right destination. After a few minutes, the two Eds are wobbly that it was so fast that they didn't notice the time and noticed that it was in different language that Eddy thinks that those are sticks in written language. However for Double D, he had a different reaction when he noticed there are high rise buildings.
"Uhhhhh... Why is this written in foreign language (Mostly Kanji) and... DID WE BREAK THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND REALITY THAT WE'RE IN JAPAN!?"
"Ask Idiot right here," Eddy said monotonously as he jabbed his thumb in the direction of Ed, to which he loved this place because he's looking and possibly reading manga and such. People looked at the trio in a weird manner, before passing them by. Maybe because they are foreigners, loud and maybe, making a public scandal. Then, a group of girls bringing their musical instruments are passing the Eds by because of a preparation... To join in the Battle of the Bands. Each of them are murmuring, without the Eds' knowledge.
"Who are those weirdos? They look like lost children, looking for their mothers."
"Quit it Ritsu! They might hear us."
"Uhhhhh... What are we gonna do again?"
"Ritsu-chan said that we'll be joining the "Battle of the Bands"~"
A/N: Done. Its been awhile that I've written an EEnE crossover and yes, why not add Ritsu and company as the part of the last lines as they'll be fully be introduced in the next chapter. There are a few references too. Tell me what you think guys? Constructive criticism is a must because I need improvement. See you next time guys and Merry Christmas~