Squeek

it started like any other Saturday night.

Duo and Wufei were just getting home at 3:00 AM they walked in the door, both inebriated from head to toe.

"SHHHHHH!" Duo said trying hard to hold his finger in front of his face. he stumbled back some. "Duo...s-stop..." Wufei said as he put a sack of fast food on the counter.

Earlier they had gone to Jack-In-the crack and Duo ordered 25 tacos, then tolled the women she was to pretty to work there, if she would only get her teeth fixed. Wufei would preceded to hit him for it. then they drove away as Duo made the Wookie noise out the car window.

"check this out!" Duo said as he walked into the hall way. He barged into a room, awaking Trowa...

"25 TACOS BIYATCH!!!!" Trowa jumps from his bed flinging covers left and right.

"What happened?" he asked. Duo and Wufei continued to laugh.

at this point Heero and Quatre were awake too.

"It would appear that they are drunk..."

said Heero.

"Nah, we just had a few..." Wufei said as he opened up the food and began to serve everyone a Taco.

they sat at the table, all except Duo who stood at the bar. he was doing fine until...

"are you ok?" asked Quatre. Duo nodded and tried to eat while holing himself up.

"the bar is aboot to fall, it needs my help. I'm hear to make your life better!"

He said pointing at Wufei.

"eh, I can do that...myself!" he giggled out, then looked over at Trowa and ran his fingers through the boys hair with a smile. Trowa looked at Quatre then at Duo

"Squeek!" Duo said, then looked down at his food. "Shit..."

he stumbled back onto the sofa, but quickly jumped back up. he finished his food then stood very still. his head began to lower.

Heero nudged Wufei and tolled him to look. Wufei did just as Duo giggled a few times

"Squeek..."

He said, then his eyes rolled back in his head and he hit the floor.

Heero was the first to wake the next morning as always, 7:00 AM every day. he walked into the kitchen and looked in the living room. Duo was still on the floor. he let out a blast of a fart, but did not move.

Heero turned away in shock. Where was Wufei now? he looked in the two boys bedroom. Wufei was asleep in his bed. He must have left Duo there on account he was to drunk to even get up. Wufei was smart. He never drank to much and he knew how to handle a drunkard. Heero knew first hand.

He had to giggle at that night as he got his breakfast.

Quatre emerged from his room and gave Heero a pat on the back. "top-o-the marnin to ya!" he said with a giggle. "Hey..."Heero replied. "oh my gosh....Duo is still on the floor. Duo...wake up..." Duo moved and let out another fart.

"Taco poo!" said Trowa for the kitchen doorway. "Let him be babe, he need the sleep!"

Quatre nodded and helped with breakfast.

yeah, just another sunday mornig in the quiet little safe house!

THE END!

FOR NOW!!!

SO tell me what did you think!?

Duo: I think I did have to much...is this really what happend the other night?!

yeah, I just wrote it down...

no then....*pulls chains* I wanna nother chapter!

I just don't know what to write about...guys...do something funny!

*Trowa began to juggle, quatre sand, as Heero made ballon animals, Duo just farts and Wufei giggles*

thanks guys!

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