Wizards of Waverly Place
Jerry McPhee
Itwas an ordinary day on Waverly Place, New York. The Russos were in the loft/kitchen. All but Jerry were present. Alex was smoking a large cigar, Justin was eating some cardboard. Max was sitting with a blank expression on his face. Theresa stood at the counter. Jerry then came in. Little did anyone know that his arrival would change their lives forever.
Jerry carries a large box. "Ha, I got a clock in the mail!" The box ticked.
"Ticking, it's a bomb." Said Theresa.
"Who would want to bomb me?" Asked Jerry.
"The Wizard Council always destroys law breakers with a bomb." Justin said.
"How long's this cheese been in the fridge?" Asked Jerry, ignoring Justin.
"It was there when we bought it." Answered Theresa.
"Did you break any laws dad?" Asked Justin.
"Oh, I turned an entire cornfield into cracked corn!" Answered Jerry moaning.
"So?" Asked Theresa.
"Crack, corn!" Said Jerry loudly.
"Ha, what's that?" Asked Max.
"Magic cheese." Said Jerry.
"Don't eat it, it'll kill you." Warned Theresa.
"You wanna bet!" Challenged Max. He then ate the cheese, and fell dead.
"What a shame." Said Justin.
"Who's yer least favorite now? Hu?" Alex asked.
"Ha, the bomb!" Yelled Jerry, throwing it to Justin.
"Hu! I..." Justin said before it exploded and killed him.
"Well, now we've lost two children, Theresa!" Accused Jerry.
"Ha, wasn't me. It was yer demon cheese!" Yelled Theresa.
"Oh ya!" Said Jerry throwing the cheese at Theresa.
"Uh!" She said and died.
"It's just you and me. We're the exceptions!" Said Jerry.
"Yya." Said Alex. "Ha, we can play baseball in the house."
"We can play cabinet ball in the house!" Jerry yelled. Both began throwing cabinets, hitting eachother.
"Ha, go long!" Said Alex.
"Kay!" Said Jerry throwing a cabinet.
"Oh!" Said Alex as she fell out the window to her death.
"Oh. Ha, cheese!" Said Jerry. He then ate the cheese and died.
THE END