A Little Piece of Happily Ever After Summary: This is my story of life after Breaking Dawn, numerous things happen so it's not a specific subject. But yea. Please review! If you have any ideas let me know! I love them!

Emmett Loves Embarrassment

I smiled at Jasper who was rubbing his forehead in frustration as he and Alice played chess in the Cullen's massive living room. Alice was predicting Jaspers moves and making sure he wasn't able to play them. Which left Jasper trying to make a snap decision, playing with Alice's vision.

Edward was sitting at his piano with Renesmee, teaching her how to play. Renesmee was getting frustrated with herself when she would miss a key, although it was very rare. Edward would soothe her and tell her she was doing fantastic. I sighed as I looked at Renesmee. She was becoming so gorgeous and more mature looking each day. Of course she was only about seven years old, she had the body of a fifteen or sixteen year old. Her beautiful bronze curls flowed to the middle of her back. She had a slender, athletic body with delicate curves. Her lips were full, they reminded me of Edwards, especially when she smiled, it was crooked, just like his. Her skin was cream and roses and her chocolate brown eyes- my human eyes- were framed with thick lashes.

"Look at this one Bella," Rose said. She was reading a fashion magazine and sitting next to me, she was showing me dresses, her and Alice were throwing a Thanksgiving Feast and wanted me to have a perfect dress for it.

"That's beautiful, Rose," I breathed. It was beautiful. It was a dark blue wrap dress that had delicate lace on the hem.

"Yea," she said. "I know Edward loves this dark blue on you. It would be perfect."

I glanced at Edward and he was smiling but still looking at the keys, helping Nessie.

"Yes, it is perfect."

"So I will order this one?" She smiled, getting excited.

"Yea, order it."

"Good, now a dress for me…" she trailed off and went back to reading her magazine.

I looked up at Emmett he was playing Halo, and getting angry at all the "stupid aliens" he mumbles as he rapidly presses buttons on the controller.

Carlisle and Esme were sitting at the table playing some sort of card game. It looked like Esme was winning from the look of Carlisle expression.

I breathed in and my face twisted up, as did everyone else's in the house, not including Renesmee. Jacob. His smell was revolting when he first arrived. It got much better five or so minutes after, thank goodness. I stood up and walked over to the window, Jake was jogging up to the house with only khaki shorts on. I smiled and opened the door.

"Hey Bells!" He grinned.

"Hi Jake." I grinned back.

He pulled me into a hug and I hugged back, listening to everyone inside shifting there positions to welcome Jake, even though he was pretty much part of the family. They were always so formal.

Nessie hadn't mastered this skill yet.

"JAKE!" She yelled and ran into his arms.

He lifted her off the ground and spun her around. I backed away, shaking my head. Edward came up behind me and wrapped his arm around my waist. I smiled up at him and he smiled back, then gave me a quick peck on the lips. Which made my eyelids flutter and want more of him, I gritted my teeth and he laughed at me. Jake set Nessie back on her feet.

"You two act like you didn't see each other less then twelve hours ago," Alice said, rolling her eyes.

"Hey, you should be used to it. These two" he gestured to me and Edward "had to be worse then me and Ness."

Alice pursed her lips and thought that over. "Maybe you're right."

I shot a look at Alice and she shrugged. I couldn't help giggling.

Jake grabbed Renesmee's chin and leaned in, he was an inch away when Edward and I hissed in synchronization.

Nessie huffed and Jake let go of her chin, raising his hands like the police told him to put his hands up.

"Dad! Mom! We are dating now, when are you going to let us kiss around you two?" Renesmee whined, stomping her foot and throwing her arms up.

Edward chuckled and pulled me against his chest, "when you get used to this," he said and rested his hands on my cheeks and leaned in slowly. I closed my eyes and waited for his perfect lips to touch mine.

"EW! GROSS!" I heard Nessie scream before Edward could kiss me.

I opened my eyes and saw her covering her eyes and sticking her tongue out in a disgusted way. Edward and I laughed and he kissed me while she covered her eyes.

"I CAN HEAR IT YOU KNOW!" She screamed again. Everyone laughed this time and Edward pulled away.

"You're lucky you were too little to remember when they were newly weds," Jasper spoke.

Nessie gagged but took her hands off her eyes. Jake gagged, too.

"Yea," Alice continued, "they were always heading back to the cottage early to ha-"

"ALICE!" Edward interrupted her this time.

I looked down, glad I wasn't human because my face would have been fire truck red.

"What?" Alice asked, her eyes wide. "I was gonna say hang out."

Nessie sighed and grabbed Jakes hand. "Let's go Jacob."

"Where are you going?" I asked, suspicious.

"Jake and the pack are having a bon-fire at La Push tonight. He asked if I wanted to go and I said yes."

"Renesmee, I d-", Edward sighed.

"Don't start with me, Dad." She hissed, suddenly right in front of him. "I will be safe in La Push, the pack is there, so I will be perfectly safe. And besides, Jake and I need to hang out. We won't do anything we will regret. I promise."

"You sound like your mother." Edward laughed. He, Jacob and I all gave each other a look. We remember when I was saying that.

"Dad?" Renesmee pleaded. "Please?"

He looked at me and I shrugged and nodded. Edward nodded at Nessie.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Renesmee squealed and jumped into Edwards arms, wrapping her arms around his neck, she kissed his cheek and Edward kissed her forehead. Nessie kissed my cheek and hugged me.

"Jacob, I can trust you with my daughter, correct?" Edward asked, raising an eyebrow.

Renesmee rolled her eyes, but didn't object.

"Absolutely," Jacob nodded.

"Thank you, and uh…have fun." He said with mock enthusiasm. I burst out giggling hysterically, my family stared at me like I had lost my mind. Edward looked a bit worried. He sounded like my father, Charlie.

"Sorry" gasp "I just" gasp "the way you…" I sighed, "never mind."

Emmett shook his head. "Still a little light headed from the fun you and Edward had last ni-"

"I'M LEAVING NOW!" Renesmee screeched, grabbing Jacob's hand and bolting for the door.

"Just admit it Ness," Emmett yelled after her, knowing she could hear him. "YOU'RE PARENTS HAVE SEX….A LOT!"

"EWWWWWWWW!" Renesmee screamed and jumped in Jakes car, covering her ears and violently shaking her head.