THE PASSION OF THE FEIDNLORD
Chapter 1 Magus is missing...ORISHE?
Now that magus had vanished down tiem portal to fight lavos, Ozzie, took mystic papal crown and sed: "Iam new feindlord!" and he, slash, flea, and flea? Had coronation party. but then, black magic blast appear destroy chandleer, and darkness! Who dares disrup my coronation!" demanded ozzie "coronation?! ozzie this is bad reality tv comidy!" "Magus is that you!?, go sharon!" and ozzie take out pokeball, and sharon ousbourne appear, but magus kill her with water2 spell that he learned by peeping on frog in hot tob and sharon was destrtoyed. O-o-o-OZZIES IN A PICKLE! and magus reveal that underneath paintmakup, he was really ronnie james janus dio all along, and create new spell, DARK ATOMANDEVILBOMB tat was evcen more powerful that darkmatter, and destroy ozzie for good (until sseqal chrono break if even made) and Tommy Iommi Spoundwave monotone say " all hail lord magus!" And magus think to himself (lavos I will find you and destroy you with pain, and save my sister schala! (who had been brainwashed into becomeinng lady gaga becuase blue hair))
chapts 2 Stravinsky in wunderland
Igor stravinsky was ressurected with Stravinsky Trigger and was not happy cause of shit music that was now popular. So he go to dio magus, and say ?"i need help to destroy shitmuis cscene, and i need to learn magic tomressurect bethoven and motzart" and dio magus said "you haveb been living in time machine for too long, but everything bad comes from lavos, including shitmusic. Ican ressurect them, but I require money to buy more ehter with to restore mp." And stravinsky give dio magus secret money stash he saved after 1st peeformance of teh right of summer, and dio magus ressurect beethoven and mozart but he mess up and got the power rangers instead. WHAT sed stravinsky but they take off masks, and they were NOT REEELY POWER RANGERS, BUT THE 2ND VIENNESE SCHOOL IN SENTAI OUTFITS! i giess they will do amnd stravinsky, dio magus, tommy iommi soundwave, and the viennese sentai went out to cause destrruction for great justuce!
Chapter 4 maximized carnage
First they went to britney spears house, and she said "i'm brteiney bit-" but she couln not finish sentance cause stravinsky blew her head off with machine gun. next they went to boy band convention, and kill all theh boy bands. Only justin timberlake survive DARKATOMBOMB, and barely, and retreat to SNL hideout in steve martin's garage. Then 2nd viennese sentai kill kristina agyuuoolera with atonal serenade, that kill her eardrums, and she die of cancer afterwards.
Shapter 5 pacfific equilibrium
Dio magus find letter adressed to good music and carnage team that sed "you can't just kill american shitmusic, kill japanese idol groups too!" and dio magus say I take orders from no one!" But then recording of love alive?, k-oon, and akb64 play and he rise in hatred, "aaaaaaagh my elf ears, ok to once-glroius nippon!" and they go to japan, and kill all idols. but as last members die, LAVOS COME! So dio magus, caste dasrk atom and evil bomb, tommy iommi soundwave usedecepticon guns, 2nd viennese sentai use ultrazord which had melofdies of beethoven and mozart and bach but combined!, and stravinsky just shoot repeateadly until lavos all forms die. and schala, was saved, and stopped being lady gaga.