This will quite possibly be the only crossover these two shows will ever have and to tell you the truth I have wanted to write an Archer story for a while. Plus I know the times they are set at are quite off but please relax and let your suspension of disbelief do the work for you.

Spoilers for several of Archer episodes, one more thing I won't be naming the spy agency due to the real life organisation it shares the name with.

I am not sure about continuing as I have written this mainly to see if it is popular and to see how I go about writing it, I may continue it if the feedback is positive enough.

In the top floor of the Laundromat building that was the front of the spy agency that was now part of the CIA. Just about everyone was glaring at Cheryl as they were cleaning away blood and dead bodies everywhere. One young man was Lincoln Loud an intern who had came to the organisation's previous incarnation only to be shocked when he learned he was now working for a spy agency. He was pretty much the only one of the 'Drones' to stay when the agency was shut down by the CIA and they became a cartel.

He had moved from Royal Woods, Michigan and used Skype and emails to stay in touch with his best friend Clyde and girlfriend Ronnie Anne. He hadn't had much time to message or get in touch with his sisters a lot. He sure did miss them...

Then suddenly agents Sterling Archer and Lana Kane who was holding their infant daughter Abbiejean rushed through to the door. "We got here as soon as we got your call about this having ended, but what happened here anyway? It looks like a situation where I would have kicked some serious butt if I was here, while wearing my turtleneck off course..." Archer asked and then they noticed everyone was looking at Cheryl again which made Lana realise whose fault it would be.

"Cheryl led people here thinking they were self help gurus but they turned out to be undercover KGB agents, seemed that they knew Archer would be out and their boss still doesn't her ex-fiancé dead." Lincoln explained and Lana seemed annoyed at the mention of Katya.

"They also killed the subjects of my mutated hybrid soldier program... Forget I said any of that..." Krieger said out loud before panicking and running straight to his lab.

"Man if Mallory was here to see this..." muttered Cyril as he helped with the clean up as their boss and Archer's mother Mallory was in a delayed honeymoon with her husband Ron Cadillac (the first one was ruined by Archer stealing the wedding car and leading to him with amnesia and running his own burger restaurant with a step family).

Soon they heard ringing and Lincoln said that it was coming from the computer at his desk and answered it and seeing it was a Skype call from his sister Lynn. "Hey bro, it seems you have been busy interning at your Laundromat, we all miss you at the town." Lynn told him and from what Lincoln knew that his other sisters were still at or near the Loud house that he grew up in.

"Yeah, I miss you and the family as well." Lincoln told them with a smile and he then noticed the music playing in the background of the call. "Is that the song Danger Zone?" Lincoln asked as Lana had to hold her over excited boyfriend back due to how much he loved that song.

"Yeah Luna is practicing for a gig, listen we got a surprise for you... mum and dad have saved for tickets so in a week we will be able to visit you for two weeks!" Lynn said excitedly. Lincoln's face was frozen and Lynn looked concerned. "Anything wrong Lincoln?" Lynn asked concerned.

"Lana."

"No, nothing is wrong at all Lynn!" Lincoln said nervously as he waved goodbye to her and ended the call. "Great, now what am I going to do!" Lincoln said dejectedly putting his hands to the side of the head.

"What is the big deal about your sisters coming over? Do you hate them because I can totally relate." Pam asked as Lincoln shook his head.

"Lana!"

"No, that's not it at all. I love them but things have been busy so I can't communicate with them much and I am mostly worried about how I am going to explain all this to them." Lincoln groaned. "I mean how am I supposed to explain to them that I really am interning at a spy agency which turned out to have never been legitimised by the United States Government so I got arrested for treason, I have spent a few months working at a cartel and now working for the CIA. Also you heard about the death of the Prime Minister of Italy a while back, well I may have had a hand in covering that up!" Lincoln yelled lifting his hands up into the air as Lana put a sympathetic hand on his shoulder.

"LANA!"

"What Archer?" Lana asked frustrated as all eyes were on Archer who was smiling:

"Danger Zone."

Everyone just looked at Archer before sighing and getting back to work cleaning up the blood and bodies of the KGB agents. "Hopefully we can get all this cleaned up before Slater, Holly or mother gets back here..." Archer muttered as all three of the mentioned individuals entered the room at the same time.

"Dammit." Archer muttered as Lincoln was now spending most of his time thinking about trying to hide this insane dangerous life from his family when they come to visit.