There was a new Barian her name was Crystal and she was the 9th Barian emperor! All the Barians loved Crystal; everyone wanted her hand in marriage! That is when Vector came up to her and beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat, you see nobody really liked Crystal and Crystal was a delusional hooker that somehow came to Barian world, actually Vector was having sex with her one night and forgot about her and then she thought she was queen of this world for some reason. Vector had to take care of business so he beat the shit out of Crystal some more and she was bleeding. Vector smiled.
Crystal was dead; Vector threw her body in the acid lake and skipped off very happily, Vector hated those random ladies who kept saying they were a barian emperor too or empress. Vector was very happy so he go to KFC in real world and get some good chicken because it pussy popping good. Vector loved KFC.
Vector was the chicken leg god, Vector loved KFC. Vector OD'd on KFC because it is so finger fucking good.