Cleo here! This story is another one shot I made some time ago. I'm working on the sequel of I'm not single, but I don't have time (yet) to continue that because of my school project and homework. The project will give effect on my mark so I have to concentrate on it more, sorry. So I seek these five minutes to post my previous work that I didn't publish as an alternative. But don't worry, I'm still working on it, so wait for the sequel!
Now for this story, I just wonder how Karin feels about Ichigo and Rukia, and that's how it turns. I laughed when I wrote this, because I'm not really good at making funny story so I hope this enough to make you laugh, or giggles.
I hope you enjoy it!
DISCLAIMER: Tite Kubo owns Bleach, I don't know who owns McDonald's but I sure don't own them, but I do own my brain, my imagination and my laptop.
Sucks to Be Me
"Stop it! You don't know how to do it!" he shouts.
"Who said I don't?" she yells at him with the same tone.
"I do! Do you want the house to be on fire?" he tries to grab the pan out of her hands.
"Yuzu had taught me how to do it! I know how to cook!" she brings the pan away from his reach.
Karin almost lost her patients, almost. She really is hungry, ear hurts with the deafening shouting and now she is truly angry. She doesn't even remember how she gets into this mess. Oh wait, she remembers. How about we do a little flashback, shall we?
---Flashback---
It was eleven in the morning. Karin shifted the channel effortlessly. Seemed like there was no interesting story, so she settled down with some zombie fighting cartoon.
"Karin-chan! Daddy and your adorable sister will be out to buy some groceries, you want to come?" asked Isshin, her idiotic immature dad.
"Sorry, I can't, I got soccer practice this evening," she answered.
"You sure don't want to come?" asked her twin, Yuzu. She was positive that if she comes, she would not going to make it for her soccer practice, so she shook her head and slumped back on the couch.
"Okay, if Ichigo and Rukia come home, tell them we are out shopping, okay?" Yuzu said at the door.
"Sure, sure," was her answered.
Not long after that, the two 'lovebirds' who never, ever stop arguing came home. She just nodded at them, while her eyes were glued on the screen.
"Can you stop wasting my money on that stupid long ears animal?" he scowled, which she was not surprise to see at all. Then she heard her brother screamed. Instantly, without even looking at them, she knew that Rukia had hit her brother, and she smirked. It's not normal to see her brother being hit by a girl, but Rukia somehow manage to do it countless time, and she enjoyed it whenever she saw her brother's face when Rukia hit him, it was priceless.
"That's what you get for insulting Chappy," Rukia crossed her arms on her chest. Then, she looked around the house, as if she was searching for something. "Where is everyone?" she then asked Ichigo. He lifted his shoulder.
"Dad and Yuzu are out shopping," said Karin.
"Oh," she heard Rukia said. Then Ichigo and Rukia went upstairs, leaving Karin watching the television by herself. 'At least the noises are gone,' she said to herself.
She didn't know how long she had been watching the television, but now, her stomach had started making noise. She glanced at the watch; it was two o'clock in the evening. One more hour till her soccer practice. She climbed up the stairs to take a shower before she goes out. She had to cover her ears with her hands when she passed by her brother's room. They were pointlessly arguing, again.
After that refreshing shower, she went to her and Yuzu's room to dress up. She had her usual baseball shirt and her short pants. She went downstairs to search for something to eat. Now, when she passed by her brother's room it was silent. She shrugged and continued her journey to the kitchen. And guess what she found at the kitchen? Nothing more that her brother and her sort of elder sister, argued, again.
---End flashback---
So that what brings her to where she is now. She is sitting on the dining table, putting her hands on both side of her face and tries to ignore the noise that her brother and his 'close friend' also known as her father's third daughter make. And what makes things worse is, it's raining. So her soccer practice had been cancelled. Right now, she wishes she had followed her father and sister.
"Look what have you done Rukia!" Ichigo shouts.
"I didn't do it! You pushed me, you clean the mess up!" Rukia shouts back at him. Really, is shout is the only thing they know? She has no idea. She sees the soup had spilled and they are now cleaning it. Great, just great. Now, she surely has to wait for Yuzu, who is still shopping with her father. It is nearly four o'clock in the freaking evening, how long did they take to shop for groceries?
"Okay, how about we eat outside somewhere?" her brother suggests. "I think my money is enough to buy some food for the three of us. Plus, the raining seem to have stop, or almost stop at the very least," he eyes Rukia and her.
"Good idea Ichigo! This is the first time I heard you actually talk something that make sense," she giggles. Ichigo sighs, and as usual, scowls. "Karin-chan, coming?" Rukia smiles at her.
"Sure, as long as I get to eat, its fine with me," she says, and as if on cue, her stomach rumbles. "Okay, food now!" she shouts and get ready.
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She is walking besides her brother and Rukia, who, well you know what they did. Nothing more than, well you know what. She is getting sick of this noisy fighting, and she is tired to ignore it even more. Luckily, they have arrived at the fast food restaurant. They pick the table near the window at the corner. The counter for order is not very far from their table. She decided to stay at the table and let Ichigo and Rukia buy the food.
It is their turn now, and as the table near to the counter, she can see everything that happened there, including her brother and Rukia… does she really have to say the word? Okay, arguing, AGAIN.
"I want the extra Big Mac," she says. Karin notices that Rukia has to stand on her toes as she is a little short to reach the counter. Her brother had laugh at her and now they are fighting.
"Stop laughing you idiot"
"Ow, stop hitting me midget!"
"I want the extra large Big Mac and coke, what did Karin want just now, oh, double cheese burger and also a coke."
"Hey, couldn't you just order the regular Big Mac, I didn't have that much money you know!"
"I don't care, you spilled the soup and now I'm hungry. So I can buy what ever I want!"
"And I'm not paying!"
"Oh hell you are!"
"Am not"
"Are too!"
"Am not!"
"Are too!"
"Shut up!"
There is a dead silence. They, including the cashier girl, look at Karin, who had her fist clenches. She had let this gone too far and she can't stand it anymore, and she is going to end this. "Can we just buy something now, cause I'm really, and I mean seriously hungry. And if I didn't get food in five minutes somebody is going to be a soccer ball and I will kick them, hard." She says through gritted teeth.
"O-Okay," Ichigo says. Karin walks back to their table. They turn their head back at the cashier and start to order, and trying hard not to argue.
"Is your daughter always harsh like that?" the cashier asks them after she had taken everything that they order and put it in the tray. Rukia and Ichigo stare at the cashier, then exchange look at each other, and burst out.
"What? She is not our daughter! We are not even married!"
"She is my freaking sister! Sister! Not daughter, damn it!"
"What makes you say that!"
They shout at the same time. A vein pops out on Karin's head. Is it this difficult to get some food to eat? She just wants to eat and her brother and her 'sister' didn't make it easy. After a good fifteen minutes of explaining to the cashier, they walk with the food tray and she at last gets her food.
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They are now at home and watching television together. Ichigo and Rukia are sitting on the couch while Karin sits on the floor, leaning to the couch. It is now 7.30 pm but still no sign of Yuzu and her dad coming home…
"We're home!" until now. Isshin and Yuzu step into the house with hands full of shopping bags and groceries bags.
"We are really sorry, we are late and I didn't get to cook for dinner, you guys must be starving," Yuzu said.
"So we brought you a fast food!" shouts Isshin.
"What?" the three of them shout at the same time. Not another fast food again, Karin couldn't believe herself, it is really, truly, beyond doubt that it is sucks to be her.
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Loved,
-'cleodaze'-