A/N: This one-shot corresponds with BuzzFeed's 21 Hilariously Awful Christmas Cake Fails. Read that, first or during. Anyway, without any further ado...
GUY WITH ANIMANIACS ADDICTION PRESENTS:
A VERY TYPO ANIMANIACS CHRISTMAS!
It's time for Animaniacs!
And we're festive to the max!
So just sit back and relax!
You'll sing til' you collapse!
It's Animaniacs!
Come join the Warner siblings,
as they celebrate New Year!
Dashing through the movie lot,
and spreading Christmas cheer!
We won't stay in the tower,
cuz' Ralph's drinkin' some beer!
So get ready, cuz' Christmas Day,
is getting really near!
We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute, and Yakko yaks!
Wakko packs away the snacks,
Santa brings presents in sacks!
We're Animaniacs!
*xylophone*
Meet Pinky and the Brain, who want more than a snow globe!
Goodfeathers flock together,
Slappy blows them in the lobe!
Buttons chases Mindy,
while Rita scrathes a robe!
The rhyming's bad,
it's really sad!
Yakko: Uhhhhhhh...gobe?
Dot: Just get on with it!
We're Animaniacs!
We have pay or play contracts!
We're festive to the max!
Don't read this while at PAX!
We're animany, totally-insane-y,
Candy Cane-y!
Animaniacs!
Those are the facts!
Yakko: Hi folks! Ya wanna know what's going on? Then get a Sega Saturn!
Dot: Or a toaster. You could play Rayman on anything!
Wakko: Including an old Windiws 95 computer!
Yakko: Speaking of which, we have one right here.
Dot: And what do you suppose we're gonna do with it?
Yakko: Well, uhhhhhhhhhhh, it's Chridtmas, right?
Wakko: Yes?
Yakko: And we're funny, right?
Dot: And cute!
Yakko:...Yeah. So, let's go on BuzzFeed and see some Christmas fails!
Dot and Wakko: Huh?
Yakko: What? They're funny!
Dot: They're clickbait!
Yakko: But when they do it right, they really do it right!
Dot: Fine! Succumb to modern life, where MUSIC TELEVISION no longer plays music, and the IQ of teenagers have dropped to the average of tinfoil!
Yakko: You'll see! Let's look at some cakes!
Wakko: What's so funny about cakes?
Yakko: Soon, Wakko...soon.
*clicks on list*
Yakko: Okay, here's number one!
1.
Dot: GAAAAAAAH!
Y&W: HAHAHAHAHA!
Dot: What is that thing?!
Yakko: It's apparently a drunk and constipated Santa.
Dot: It's a person?!
Wakko: Yep. Or, a cake, rather.
Yakko: Okay, next!
2.
Dot: We have nothing to say...this speaks for itself.
Yakko: Next!
3.
All: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wakko: We get to see Mickey suffer!
Dot: It's hilarious!
*Mickey ah-ha*
All:...
Yakko: Next...*snicker*
4.
Dot: X-Merry? X-MERRY?!
Wakko: Hmm, I'll be merry, thank you very much.
Yakko: The only way you could be X-Merry if you were Levi Ackerman!
GWAA: How do you know about Attack on Titan?
Yakko: Gee, I don't know, author that appeared out of nowhere!...No, really, I don't know.
GWAA: Look, I'll just leave.
Yakko: You could stay if you want.
GWCA: Really? YAY!
5.
Dot: Nice design choice, making the snowmen yellow.
GWAA: Looks like somebody let it go at the wrong place.
Yakko: Was Wakko's potty emergency that bad?
Wakko: Please don't.
6.
Yakko: Merry Valensmas!
GWAA: Meh, not as funny as the others.
Dot: But a heart upside-down as a tree? Really?
7.
Dot: I didn't know that LJN Video Art could design cakes.
GWAA: *gasp* Dot, that was VERY rude! It's not that bad!
Yakko: I think she just cracked that joke because when this one-shot started production, AVGN's Video Art video came out.
Wakko: Well, it looks like one of the pre-rendered pictures.
GWAA: I'll give her that. But it's colored, and there's no static in the background.
Dot: Yeah, you're right. But a purely white Santa is a terrible design choice!
GWAA: True.
8.
Yakko: Is that...I don't wanna know.
GWAA: I can't even tell which one's his body!
Dot: Please be the red thing, please be the red thing.
9.
Yakko: So, we have come to this...a poop joke.
GWAA: Next!
10.
Yakko: A cake with real light bulbs!
GWAA: Well, it has a warning.
Dot: Something tells me that there's a bakery in Silent Hill.
Wakko: What makes you think that?
Dot: "ATTENCION THIS LIGTH BULBS IS ONLY DECORATION!"
Yakko: A girl with black, short hair probably works there.
GWAA: *clap* I'M DONE!
11.
Yakko: Gah! What *snicker* is that?
GWAA: A demented reindeer.
All: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wakko: So, where's the warning?
GWAA: Here it is! It reads, "hei kidz wanna eet cake cum wit me i hav magical cristmas dust".
Yakko: *blows kiss* Good night, everybody!
12.
Yakko: Another identity crisis. It's...hard to say anything about it.
GWAA: NEXT!
13.
Yakko: Prunes...on a cake.
GWAA: As if cake didn't make you constipated enough.
Dot: It's crying because THIS IS A CRIME!
14.
All: *snicker*...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GWAA: MERRY HOO HOO!
Yakko: (out to whole lot) MERRY HOO HOOOOOOOOOO!
GWAA: I once shouted it in the locker room.
Dot: You're as crazy as us!
GWAA: wonk I, seY!
Wakko: Wonk, I say! WONK!
15.
Dot: Goodbye, Kitty.
All Boys: AND HELOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!
Dot: Boys.
16.
Dot: GAAAAAAAAAH!
GWAA: Dot, I think you should go now. The last two are very scary for your age, Dottie...HOLY HOT FUGDE SUNDAE, THAT WAS A BIG MISTAKE!
Y&W: Dot, no!
Dot: *roar* *summons scary fire demons*
GWAA: GAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Yakko: Don't worry, you're safe with us!
Dot: *summons Fox News reporters*
All Boys: GAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Wakko: Whatever your name is, YOU HAVE TO STOP HER!
GWAA: Okay, okay! Uhhhhhhhh, you're cute when you're scary, er, angry.
Dot: Really?!
*everything disappears*
Dot: Do ya really think so?
GWAA: Heck yeah!
Dot: Thanks! Wanna date?
GWAA: Maybe when you're older...sorry, Dot.
Dot: *growling hum*
17.
GWAA: siht si tahw, mU?
Yakko: That is the closest thing to swearing you've done in this fic.
GWAA: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THESE ARE THINGS!
Dot: Let alone with, well, those.
Wakko: *gookie*
18.
GWAA: I'm not even sure if that's a cake.
Dot: I'm not even sure if that's a red beret.
Wakko: I'm not even sure if that's Oscar the Grouch.
Yakko: I'm not even sure if that's a thing.
19.
Yakko: Great idea! A funeral/Christmas cake! Not!
GWAA: I don't even...*sigh*...next.
20.
Dot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *gets into Yakko's arms*
Yakko: I told you, sis!
GWAA: I NEARLY GOT SENT TO HELL BY DOT! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WOULD DO IT!
Yakko: Okay, last one.
GWAA: No, wait!
21.
Dot: Ooooooooooooooooh...*dies*
Yakko: *snicker* Hey, sis, that was a pretty good faint.
*thunder*
*Death appears*
Death: Or a pretty good death!
Yakko: What do you mean?
Death: She's dead...duh!
Wakko: But you said you wouldn't come-
Death: Until the rest of your natural lives! BUT, uh, the devil wasn't happy with me, so I had to rip the contract. Still, now that she is unconsious, I can torture her by forcing her to watch a non-stop marathon of Small Wonder!
All Boys: Noooooooooooooo!
Death: YES! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*Death and Dot leave*
Yakko:...Well, *sniff*, she's gone...*sniffle*
GWAA: *sniff* I'd never thought I'd see the day.
Wakko: Oh, we'll miss you, Dot!
*all quietly sob*
*thunder*
Death: *on fire* Here, take her! How can you say she's cute?!
Yakko: Oh, just for the reason you want us to tell you!
Death: Grr, I never wanted any of you Warners anyway! I don't even have the rights to Small Wonder, NBC is a bitch with copyright!
*Death leaves*
Yakko: *sniff* Merry Christmas, Dot!
Dot: Merry Christmas, Yakko!
Wakko: Merry Christmas, guys!
GWAA: Merry Christmas, Warners!
*Warners hug*
GWAA: And Merry Christnas to you, readers, in all sincerity! I hope you are happy this Christmas, or Yule, like gicky celebrates it. Happy Holidays!
This story is happy end.
Now put that on a cak.
THE END!
GAME OVER