AN: This is my first time writing a kismesis shipping fic. I hope I got the concept of kismesis correct. Please review!
Chapter 1: Getting Ready
Duncan was checking his chainsaw to make sure it worked. His kismesis Ivan Braginski had challenged him to a fight. As Duncan wanted to kick his Communist ass very badly, Duncan accepted the challenge. For the longest time, Duncan and Ivan DESPISED each other and multiple times they tried to kill each other. However, for some reason, they never managed to kill each other.
"Oh you will be getting it this time Commie," Duncan thought. His chainsaw worked, which made him rather confident that he would win the fight. With that, Duncan left to meet his archnemesis.
Meanwhile, Ivan was polishing his lead pipe, which he nicknamed Mr. Pipe. As he knew Duncan was scared shitless of him, he was rather confident that he would win this fight against the delinquent he couldn't stand. Ivan had a negative relationship with Duncan since forever. He even loathed Duncan more than Alfred F. Jones, which was saying something because he wanted Alfred dead and Alfred wanted him dead. He wanted to crush Duncan's skull as soon as possible as he despised the crass delinquent. Yet, each time he tried to kill him, he wasn't able to even hurt his biggest rival.
"You will be expecting a visit from Mr. Pipe, da," Ivan thought. He soon left to fight his biggest nemesis.
AN: There will be one more chapter after this. Please review!