Disclaimer: I do not own Glee, if I did – Tina and Mike would break up :P

Chapter One: You've got to be kidding me

Bella stared at the bunch of misfits performing their stupid song. From what she could hear, it was some horrible song about rocking a boat. She sighed, sure it was weird, but they looked like they were having fun, and Bella loved to have fun. She didn't really mind the glee club; it was more of its reputation. Everyone hated glee, if you become a member, that person instantly becomes a loser.

"Hey Quinn, do you really hate the glee club?" Bella asked her big sister. Quinn slammed her locker shut and turned to face her.

"Are you kidding me? They're losers, they suck. Why are you asking me this?" Quinn questioned

"I don't know, it just looks like fun." Bella said absentmindedly

"Are you saying you want to join glee?" Quinn asked menacingly.

"I didn't say that! What I was saying was-"

"I know what you meant. And you are not joining that freak show." Quinn butted in. Bella sighed, feeling defeated. Quinn wasn't trying to be mean; she was only looking out for her. It didn't matter that Bella was extremely popular, if she joined the glee club, she would become a loser, and get slushied every day. And Quinn couldn't let that happen.

"Fine." Bella said, annoyed. Quinn narrowed her eyes; she didn't believe her sister would give up this quickly. That only annoyed Bella more. "I said fine, didn't I?" Bella slammed her locker, and stormed off in the other direction. Quinn just rolled her eyes, convinced that it was just an overreaction.

Bella picked through her food in the cafeteria, thinking the situation over. Should she join glee club and become a social outcast, or should she hang onto her popularity?

"Not hungry, beautiful?" asked a voice that Bella wished she didn't know so well.

"Go away, Mike." She said, hating the fact that she smiled. But of course her stalker didn't listen to her request; Mike just sat down in front of her grinning.

"You're looking as gorgeous as ever." He smiled. Bella just rolled her eyes at him. She'd recently had Cheerio practice, and hadn't had her shower yet. Which meant her hair was a mess and she was all sweaty. But that didn't stop Mike's pick up line of the day.

"Yeah yeah, let's get this over with then." Bella smiled. Knowing that he was about to hit her with one again. Mike cleared his throat, and she prepared herself.

"Every day without your love is like a day without air." He said with a straight face

"You're going to die of lack of oxygen soon then." Bella grinned, loving her comeback.

"Aw, come on. That was a good one." Mike pouted, but she just laughed.

"Are you leaving yet?" Bella asked

"Your wish is my command, Bee." Mike stood up, and left. He was an okay guy, but he was really annoying. Mike had been crushing on Bella since she was eleven, and he was twelve. She had suffered through his lame, yet adorable pickup lines, daily since then. Mike never called her Bella; it was always Bee, that was his nickname for her. He liked that name, because it reminded her of the time he saved her from a swarm of bees. When Mike was thirteen, he told Bella: "As long as I call you Bee, I'm yours." He is so sweet, Bella knows that, but she already has a boyfriend. His name is Christian, he's a jock, and totally hot. Mike doesn't think he treats her right, but Bella disagrees. She loves Christian, and she'll love him no matter what. People always looked at her weirdly when she was with Mike, she just assumed it was because he was talking. Mike usually never talks, and Bella wished that was the way it was with her. But no, he would talk the hind legs off a donkey when he was around her. Even though Mike pisses Bella off sometimes, she's got to admit, he is one HOT Asian.

"Don't say a word!" snapped Quinn when Bella caught up with her in the hallway. Bella smiled sweetly at her sister.

"I wasn't going to say anything." She answered, now grinning. Quinn whipped around in front of Bella.

"You are NOT joining glee!" Quinn yelled. She was so loud, that people in the hall ways stared at the pair strangely. Quinn took a deep breath and calmed herself down. "Sorry, Belle, but just because Finn joined the bloody glee club, it doesn't mean you can." Finn Hudson is Quinn's boyfriend, he didn't join glee on purpose, Mr Shue, the glee club director, was blackmailing him. He found marijuana in Finn's locker and said that he'd tell Carol, Finn's Mum, unless he joined glee club.

"You can't stop me" Bella smirked "You're not the boss of me." Quinn narrowed her eyes at this remark.

"You've got to be kidding me; you can't actually want to join! Look, you're my little sister, how do you think I will look if you start hanging around with a bunch of losers?" Quinn said in a hushed voice

"Oh so you don't actually care about me. It's really about your reputation!" Bella yelled, taking a step forward.

"Shut up Bella! You are really starting to annoy me now!" Quinn said, raising her hand to her head.

"No I won't shut up! Stop trying to control me!" Bella yelled

"Fine. But when you come crying to me with slushy in your eyes, and believe me that will happen, I'm not washing it out for you." Quinn threatened. She turned around and stormed off down the hallway. Bella thought about what she said. Would she, Bella FABRAY, still get slushied? Karofsky wouldn't do that to her, would he?

AN: Thanks for reading my story! I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it :)

x Beth