Title: The Art of Eating
Characters/Pairings: Various
Rating: T (for language)
Summary: Now we find out how the residents of Las Noches and Soul Society eat.
A/N: This is a three-shot. The first chapter features the Espadas, the second the captains, and the third the lieutenants.
How do the Espadas eat?
Do they fix their own meals or do they have someone else do it for them?
Do they even eat?
Coyote Starrk: "I'm too tired to go out and eat," he says, and slumps back over onto his pillow.
Lillinette Gingerback: She kicks Starrk's ass while demanding he fix her something, and when all else fails she goes to get something by herself.
Barragan Luisenbarn: "How dare you suggest I do something as paltry as preparing my own meals! DO YOU WANT TO BE LASHED?"
Tia Harribel: She gets one of her Fracción to do it.
Ulquiorra Schiffer: "What's the point of eating if I'm not hungry?"
Nnoitora Jiruga: "TESLA! I'M FUCKING HUNGRY! FIX ME SOMETHING, GODDAMMIT!"
Grimmjow Jeagerjaques: He takes another bite out of D-Roy. "GAAAAH! FUCK! YOU COULDA AT LEAST WARNED ME BEFORE YOU DID THAT!" D-roy howled, blood spurting like a geyser from his skull. Grimmjow's Fracción just laughed their asses off.
Zommari Leroux: "The power of my Amour is my food!" Five days later, Zommari passes out from food deprivation.
Szayel Aporro Grantz: He eats Lumina.
Aaroniero Arruruerie: "I don't want to go out into the sunlight. I think maybe I'll wait awhile longer..." A week passes and Aaroniero goes on an extensive binge after starving himself. He eats his Fracciónes every time this occurs until Aizen tells him he can't have Fracción anymore.
Yammy Rialgo: He eats Los Noches' entire stock supply, forcing Aizen to spend a large sum of money to restock.