I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For the body from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the ninja mash
The ninja mash
It was a Konoha smash
He did the mash
It caught on like the Flash
He did the mash
He did the ninja mash
From my home shared with the Green Beast
To the Mongolian grill where Choji feast
The girls all came from their humble abodes
even Gamabunta the boss toad
They did the mash
They did the ninja mash
The ninja mash
It was a Konoha smash
They did the mash
It caught on like the Flash
They did the mash
They did the ninja mash
The zombie twins were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Dog boy
Minato and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Kakashi on bells, backed by his baying hounds
The Akatsuki were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "No One Will Survive"
They played the mash
They played the ninja mash
The ninja mash
It was a Konoha smash
They played the mash
It caught on like the Flash
They played the mash
They played the ninja mash
Out from his coffin, Pein's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist And said,
"Whatever happened to my Amegakure twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the ninja mash
The ninja mash
And it's a Konoha smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on like the Flash
It's now the mash
It's now the ninja mash
Now everything's cool, Pein's a part of the band
And my ninja mash is the hit of the land
For you, citizens, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Tsunade sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can ninja mash
The ninja mash
And do my Konoha smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on like the Flash
Then you can mash
Then you can ninja mash