AN: Yes, my dears, a Harry Potter fic from rakku. LE SHOCK.

Cracky. Silly. Weird.

Need I say more?

...look, I had a longer fic planned out, but...

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Well...

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I FAIL.

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The first law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.

The second law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.

The third law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.

The fourth law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.

The fifth law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.

The sixth law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.

The seventh law of wand duelling is to always make sure your wand is pointing the right way.

Explanation:

The first law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.
(Make sure all the time.)

The second law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.
(Be absolutely certain.)

The third law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.
(If you enter a fight unarmed... Hey there stupid, how's it goin'?)

The fourth law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.
(Be sure you are not holding a trick wand, rubber chicken, pencil, drumstick, twig, etc.)

The fifth law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.
(If your wand is in your opponent's hand... Hmm. Good luck.)

The sixth law of wand duelling is to always make sure there is a wand in your hand.
(Not much use if it's somewhere else... say, up your nose, or between your toes, or tangled in your hair, etc.)

The seventh law of wand duelling is to always make sure your wand is pointing the right way.
(Do not accidentally curse yourself, or heal your opponent. And yes, it has happened before.)

If you feel like reviewing, do tell me if the completely WTF? last line in the summary drew you in. XD

"The panda eats shoots and leaves." - a sentence which can be changed to mean another thing entirely by adding commas: "The panda eats, shoots, and leaves." Y'all probably learnt that in primary school, XD

So, its relation to this fic is basically: adding different types of word emphasis. Hmm, interesting things can be done by fiddling around with the word emphasis in a sentence. -amused-

Poor puzzled panda. -nods-

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Thank you for reading this silly silly silly fic? XD

I should do a series of drabbles on how these rules came about. But right now, rakku shall go... study French. T_T

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!ANNOUNCEMENT!

Here's a note to my dear readers: I will be going on an immersion trip during October and November, and the firewall at the school I'm going to BLOCKS FANFICTIONDOTNET. T_T So I won't be able to update during that period, but I'll try to write more! Anything I finish writing will be posted to my LJ and the KakaNaru LJ community. (refer to the links in my profile)

Thanks!

ON WITH THE FICS! :DDDD

Love,

rakku