Rei: Hey peeps! This is my first fanfic, and… um… yeah. I'm pretty sure you already read the summary. Note that this takes place around episode 40, and Leva and Gula still live.

DISCLAIMER: The only thing I own is the plot (and myself)

Normal POV

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I can teach you but I have to charge!" sang the grey haired man, who is also known as Leva.

He was taking a shower, as he scrubbed soap all over his body. Then he rinsed himself and turned off the shower, in which he took a towel and wrapped it around high above the torso. Usually a man would wear it around his waist, but not him. He brushed his hair, applied on some makeup and got dressed.

Little did he know that outside the bathroom window, a mysterious person wearing a black coat, hat and shades (you can say, that person dressed like a detective) was watching the event and recorded it down in a brown notebook.

Makoto was sitting in the backstage room. Right now, there was a national music award show live taking place in Japan, and she was nominated for "Most Popular in Asia." She was reading a magazine, until Davi interrupted her.

"Makopi, you're up next!"

Makoto closed the magazine. "Okay. I'll catch up!" Davi left the room, only for Makoto to take out some weird tablets and swallow them, leaving the rest on the coffee table. She drank some water before leaving the room and meeting up with her manager.

Suddenly, the same mysterious person popped out of the closet while walking towards the table. The person snatched the tablet container, which reads, "Throat Purifications." Then the person read the other label, where things get interesting; "A medicine that includes all of the drugs you can think of that makes your voice more attractive (like steroids)."

"My, my, this is unexpected." The voice from the person sounds like an adult female (no, not Marmo, or Cure Ace), as she grinned, while writing down the info in the same notebook.

Snoring can be heard from the room of one of the Selfish Trio (*cough* Ira *cough*). He was seen lying down on his bed in a fetus position, though it looks like he was hugging a pillow. The person pushed herself from under his bed, and gagging at the disgusting smell from it, before looking at him. She saw that he was starting to kiss the pillow before muttering, "Ah… Cure Diamond…"

The person squealed a bit and wrote down the contents, hoping she wouldn't wake the boy up.

While the person was watching into Alice's bedroom at night, she saw that the girl's little friend, Lance, got up from bed and flew out of the room, making the person follow him. How she got through the Yotsuba security was unknown, but that's not important right now. After Lance landed by Mana's house, he transformed into his human form. As on cue, the little magical baby, Ai, came down from the window of Mana's bedroom, only to kiss Lance on the cheek.

"Alright then, Ai-chan! I heard that there's a restaurant called, 'Casino.' It gives out free cash to anyone!"

"Kyupi!" responded Ai. They left the house with the person on their tail.

"Poor Lance. He doesn't even know what a casino is!" She chuckled before closing the notebook, meaning that she has all the information she needed.

And all of that went on for a few more nights, in which she decided to send a certain someone a letter.

Regina's POV

I got a note from a mysterious person to meet her in a certain alley. I groaned at this. It means I have to skip my beauty sleep just to talk with a stranger, so this better be good, or else I'm going to zap her with my Miracle Dragon Glaive! Then again, she DID say that she would give me ice cream if I come… Oh, what the heck!

I teleported to the alley, bringing the weapon with me. As I got there, I heard some cats wailing. Besides that, the place is quiet… too quiet.

"Hello?" I called out. The sound bounced off the walls, creating echoes. There was no response, which irritated me. I called out again, only louder, "Hello?!" Same results. That was when I got to my limit and yelled, "OI! ANSWER ME WILL YA?!"

"Hello to you to, Regina." I finally heard something, only to find out that the source of that noise was behind me, I turned around to see a person in a black coat, wearing a hat and sunglasses. I jumped a little while yelping, "Sheesh! Don't scare me! I'm a princess, can't you tell? And where's my ice cream?" I crossed my arms and glared at the person before me.

"Well sorry, 'Princess,'" the stranger sarcastically answered, making me growled. Sheesh! What kind of attitude is that? "Oh and here's your ice cream." She threw the treat at me and I caught. My anger went away as I snacked on the food like a wolf.

When I finished, I asked. "What do you want?"

The person stared at me for a second. I noticed that her hair is raven colored and a hint of neon yellow was shown behind her shades, reminding me of the idiot everyone called Ira back at the hideout. I snapped out of the trance as the person responded. "I'm here to make you a deal!"

I stared at her in confusion. That's it?

"A deal?" I asked.

"Yes," explained the person and took out an ugly brown book, "You see, I have a book in my hand-"

"That's an ugly book!" I commented.

"Let me finish!" I did as I was told which is ironic because I'm a princess. "Anyways, this book contains something that could take advantage of precure. Not only them, but the Selfish people as well."

My eyes were gleaming. Taking advantage of those losers is what I want the most! It makes me feel more superior to them. "How?" I asked.

"Well, there are some contents that are juicy…" I didn't listen to anymore, so I snatched the book from her hands and read a few notes while laughing. Hard.

"Wow! Leva sings in the shower? And the song is, 'My Milkshake?' She must have really bad taste in music!"

The person stared at me in confusion. "He's a guy."

I stared back in shock with my eyes wide open. He… is? Then I concluded that he is gay and put a mental note about it. "That's even better!" I flipped a few more pages, only to come across a really interesting note. "The idol, Makopi, takes drugs?" I looked at a couple more notes. Ira likes Cure Diamond and Lance has a secret relationship with Ai-chan! That was when I realised that this book may make me want to vomit in the dumpster beside me, but the words in there are gold! This will definitely make me victorious!

I looked back at the person who brought me the gold. "I can keep it, right?"

She smiled and said, "Yes you can…"

I squealed and danced around with the book. "Yes!"

"However!" I stopped and stared at her while waiting. "You must give me partial credit. That's what I want in return. Oh yeah, and I want to come with you when you reveal the secrets to everyone, just to know the reactions!"

My eyes widened. "How did you know that's what I'm planning to do?"

"Eh, I had a feeling." She shrugged.

"Alright then! You can come! But who are you?"

The person's POV

I smiled and took off the coat, hat and sunglasses dramatically in the air, revealing my casual clothes; loose purple shirt with sleeves that went just below my elbows; pitch black pants; and dark brown ankle high high-heeled boots. The wind blew my hair and my bright yellow eyes were shining in the moonlight.

"My name is Ondani Rei, the shadow mage."

Rei: Dun dun dun. Well, what do you guys think? This is my first time writing something like this, so I don't know whether it's good or not. And yes, I am a shadow mage (and the only one). Please review, favorite, follow or whatever the story. And if you have any suggestions about any secrets of either precure, mascots and/or the selfish people (excluding Regina and the king), that would be nice!