Disclaimer: If I owned FTTD, then it would still be on the air where I live, it would be rated R for violence and other cool stuff, and Merlock and Sara would be together! _
AN: Just taking a small break from the Tarot Time Shifters. The next part should be coming out soon. Where did I get this idea? I rented SCARY MOVIE to see with a friend. This is really stupid, there are probably millions of these out right now, so don't chew me out saying I stole your idea. I stole it from Scary Movie. Flame me if you want, I don't care. This fic required no thought, and that's how much was put into it. Uh.....enjoy?
A SCARY MOVIE Snippet for Flint: The Time Detective by Ly the werewolf
A very bored and tired Merlock Holmes sat down on his couch one dark summer night. He was getting really pissed off at all the fans that kept bugging him, so, he did what any warm-blooded american would do - kill 'em! Well, I don't think he's warm-blooded, OR American, but hey. So what? He began tapping his foot on the coffee table, taking a swig from a bottle of beer he bought earlier. A half-eaten bag of Doritos nachos sat in his lap. So, he decided to call his friends at the Time Bureau, not to mention try and sneak in a conversation with his crush, Sara Goodman. Merlock lazily reached for the phone, and dialed the number off by heart.
Over at the Bureau of Time & Space, Tony Goodman picked up the ringing phone. " Hello?" he replied groggily.
" Hey," the voice on the other side said. " Whatcha doin'?" the caller asked slowly. Tony shrugged.
" Nothin'," he sighed. " Watchin' the game, smokin' a dud....." To emphasize his point, Tony took a long drag from his joint. " What 'bout you?"
" Nothin'." The caller sighed. Suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, a loud noise came from Merlock's phone.
" WAAAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!" Tony shouted. Merlock grinned, his fangs showing.
" WAAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!" he yelled back over the phone. Back at the Time Bureau, Tony put a hand over the phone and called upstairs to his family and friends.
" Hey Sara!!" he shouted up to his fraternal twin sister. " Pick up the phone!!" Upstairs, Sara was sitting at her desk, reading a book. Sighing, she picked up the phone.
" Hello?" Merlock, instead of swooning at her voice, yelled at her through the phone.
" WAAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!" Sara grinned.
" WAAAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!!" she screamed back. Sara, continuing the chain, yelled over to Flint, who was in the other room with his father. " Flint!! Pick up the phone!!!" Over in THAT room, Flint obidiently picked up the reciever.
" Hello?" On all the other phones came the loud reply of Merlock, Tony, and Sara, all screaming: you know-
" WAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Flint, along with his father, all of the Time Shifters (including Lupie!), and Dr. Goodman, were all yelling into different phones.
" WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Unfortunatly, eveyone soon lost interest, and hung up the phones. Now, it was back to Merlock and Tony. Instantly, Tony was back to his usual stoned state.
" So," he began. " Whatcha doin'?" Merlock, on the other side, shrugged.
" Nothin'," he replied slowly, waving around the beer bottle. " Chillin'. Killin'."
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Ack!! LOL! Too stupid! Flame, comment, anything, just please try to review. That is, unless, you'd be more content becoming another 'Hit' statistic for me to yell at...._;;;;;;;;;
Signing off,
Ly the werewolf
Ja ne! ^_~ )O(
AN: Just taking a small break from the Tarot Time Shifters. The next part should be coming out soon. Where did I get this idea? I rented SCARY MOVIE to see with a friend. This is really stupid, there are probably millions of these out right now, so don't chew me out saying I stole your idea. I stole it from Scary Movie. Flame me if you want, I don't care. This fic required no thought, and that's how much was put into it. Uh.....enjoy?
A SCARY MOVIE Snippet for Flint: The Time Detective by Ly the werewolf
A very bored and tired Merlock Holmes sat down on his couch one dark summer night. He was getting really pissed off at all the fans that kept bugging him, so, he did what any warm-blooded american would do - kill 'em! Well, I don't think he's warm-blooded, OR American, but hey. So what? He began tapping his foot on the coffee table, taking a swig from a bottle of beer he bought earlier. A half-eaten bag of Doritos nachos sat in his lap. So, he decided to call his friends at the Time Bureau, not to mention try and sneak in a conversation with his crush, Sara Goodman. Merlock lazily reached for the phone, and dialed the number off by heart.
Over at the Bureau of Time & Space, Tony Goodman picked up the ringing phone. " Hello?" he replied groggily.
" Hey," the voice on the other side said. " Whatcha doin'?" the caller asked slowly. Tony shrugged.
" Nothin'," he sighed. " Watchin' the game, smokin' a dud....." To emphasize his point, Tony took a long drag from his joint. " What 'bout you?"
" Nothin'." The caller sighed. Suddenly, seemingly out of nowhere, a loud noise came from Merlock's phone.
" WAAAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!!!!!!" Tony shouted. Merlock grinned, his fangs showing.
" WAAZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!!!!!" he yelled back over the phone. Back at the Time Bureau, Tony put a hand over the phone and called upstairs to his family and friends.
" Hey Sara!!" he shouted up to his fraternal twin sister. " Pick up the phone!!" Upstairs, Sara was sitting at her desk, reading a book. Sighing, she picked up the phone.
" Hello?" Merlock, instead of swooning at her voice, yelled at her through the phone.
" WAAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!" Sara grinned.
" WAAAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!!!" she screamed back. Sara, continuing the chain, yelled over to Flint, who was in the other room with his father. " Flint!! Pick up the phone!!!" Over in THAT room, Flint obidiently picked up the reciever.
" Hello?" On all the other phones came the loud reply of Merlock, Tony, and Sara, all screaming: you know-
" WAAZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Flint, along with his father, all of the Time Shifters (including Lupie!), and Dr. Goodman, were all yelling into different phones.
" WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!" Unfortunatly, eveyone soon lost interest, and hung up the phones. Now, it was back to Merlock and Tony. Instantly, Tony was back to his usual stoned state.
" So," he began. " Whatcha doin'?" Merlock, on the other side, shrugged.
" Nothin'," he replied slowly, waving around the beer bottle. " Chillin'. Killin'."
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Ack!! LOL! Too stupid! Flame, comment, anything, just please try to review. That is, unless, you'd be more content becoming another 'Hit' statistic for me to yell at...._;;;;;;;;;
Signing off,
Ly the werewolf
Ja ne! ^_~ )O(