A/N; I seriously have no idea where this came from.
Disclaimer; I do not own The Mask or The Avengers...although I really wish I owned Jim Carrey.
"Do you like me?"
"...Excuse me"
"You've been staring at me all morning, Rudolph. I know it's hard to turn away from this much amazing-ness/ity, but it's kind of creepy coming from the god of deceit."
"Trust me, it's not because I want to."
"...Then why are you doing it?"
"..."
"..."
"...Tony?"
"Yeah?"
"What is that?"
Tony turned his lazy eyes in the direction Loki's were glued onto.
"That would be a used condom."
"..."
"..."
"..."
It was very all-of-a-sudden; Jim Carrey just burst through the door in a bright yellow suit.
"I wondered where I put that..." The green-faced comedian shoved it back into his pocket...the "wrong" pocket.
"YOU. GIVE ME BACK MY MASK."
That was that. Review...if you dare. (No seriously, this probably deserves so many flames. Go right ahead.)