Lily: "It's a boy!"

James: "No it's not!"

Lily: "Yes it is!"

James: "No, it's not!"

Lily: "Yes it is James!"

James: "No it's n- oh! Wait, I was looking at it upside down. Ok yeah it's a boy!"

Lily: Shakes head.

Remus: "Can we come in?"

James: "No! Go away!"

Lily: "James shut your face! Yes, come in."

Sirius: "WOW! What the hell is that?!"

Lily: "SIRIUS! THAT'S OUR SON!"

Sirius: "Our son?"

Lily: "Me and James! Get a grip Sirius!"

James: Hits Sirius on the head!

Sirius: Rubs head

Remus: Points and laughs

Sirius: Glares at him

Remus: Stops laughing

Lily: "Ok no-ones said anything in a while!"

James: "Uh…right. Sooo…where's Wormtail?"

Sirius: "Oh, he's unconscious"

James: "Why?"

Sirius: "He got hit on the head with a brick."

James: "How do you know?"

Sirius: "Because I hit him on the head with a brick!"

James: "…"

Sirius: "I thought I'd made that clear."

James: "Oh yes, inescapably!" Rolls eyes

Sirius: "I saw that!"

Remus: "Oook, moving swiftly onwards!"

Lily: "So James, what shall we name our son?"

James: "Moses."

Lily: "No."

James: "Hmmm…Mohawk!"

Sirius: "What the flip?!"

Lily: "NO!"

James: "Hmmm…James?"

Lily: "God-no!"

Remus: "Nut-uh!"

Sirius: "No way!"

James: Looks sad

Sirius: "Awww!" Hugs James

James: Looks scared!

Remus: "I like Harry."

Sirius: "I'm sure you do Remus but now is not the time for conversations involving your love life!"

Remus: "You're an idiot!"

Sirius: "True!"

Lily: "I like Harry too."

James: "Hey who is this 'Harry' person?"

Remus: "You're an idiot too, Prongs!"

Sirius: "Well we ALL knew that!"

Lily: "Harry Potter."

James: "HEY! Potter's my name!"

Lily: "Oh my good sweet God! What did I marry into?"

Remus: "Harry James Potter."

James: "MY N-"

Remus: "DON'T!"

Sirius: "Harry James Potter. Sweet!"

James: "Wait! I get it!"

Lily: "Finally."

Remus: "About time."

Sirius: "WOO-HOO!"

James: "Hang on…wait – ok no. I lost it."

Lily: "Good grief!"

Sirius: "Mmmm beef."

Remus: "?"

Harry: "Gufflewuffpt"

Lily: "Cute."

Sirius: "Did he just say Hufflepuff?!"

Remus: "No Sirius. Now sit down before you hurt yourself – no, ON THE CHAIR PADFOOT! Good grief!"

Sirius: "Mmmm beef."

Remus: "??"

Lily: "James would you like to hold him?"

James: "WHAT?!"

Lily: "Harry, James! Harry!"

James: "Who's Harry?"

Lily: "The baby."

James: "There's a baby?"

Lily: "Yes you great bafoon, it's your son!"

James: "..."

Lily: "James."

James: "…"

Lily: "JAMES!"

James: "!!!"

Lily: "Good grief!"

Sirius: "Mmmm beef."

Remus: "???"

James: "I'm a dad?"

Lily: laughs "Yes James, you're a dad – Oh! What's wrong now?"

James: "I still think we shoulda called him Moses!"

A/N: Ok sorry for the complete and utter silliness of it all, but I was VERY hyper when I wrote this! (As you may have been able to tell!) lol. C-ya!