It Wasn't Me, Lyrics by Arabella
Black, Music by Shaggy, Sung by Remus Lupin and Sirius Black
Knock knock knock
Sirius Black: Open up, Moony!
Remus Lupin: Yo, what you want, Padfoot?
Black: The ministry just caught me!
Lupin: You let them catch you? With who?
Black: Peter Pettigrew, you know!
Lupin: Man...
Black: Yeah, for somethin' I didn't do!
Lupin: Say it wasn't you.
Black: All right, Hey listen, Moony, I caught him red-handed
He's a Death Eater to the core
He told Voldemort the secret
now the Potters are no more
How could I forget how many times
Wormtail tattled on me
All this time, he was betrayin' us
Yet they never took their eyes off ME
Lupin (If you can imagine him singing in a Carribean accent): Oh, he's got
another search warrant access to your villa
He had all the signs of weakness all witnessed by the Whompin' Willa
You better watch your back before the ministry gives orders to kill ya
Best to view the situation like a Death Eater
to be a true traitor
you have to have the back-stabbing trait
Never admit to Fudge when he say
And if he claim he saw ya? Say no way
Black: But I caught him on the corner,
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: Saw me threatin' his life-a,
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: I almost had him, but he took out his wand and I was beat!
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: He blew up the whole street!
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: Saw the marks on the stray limbs,
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: Heard the words that I told him,
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: I heard the screams gettin' louder!
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: They told me my free life was over!
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: Hey, Moony, I caught him red-handed
He's a Death Eater to the core
He told Voldemort the secret
now the Potters are no more
I had tried to save them
from the evil they were about to see
I failed, so why should anyone belive me
When I tell them it wasn't me?
Lupin (still with a Carribean accent): Make sure, they that it wasn't you and
don't let Wormtail lead them on the wrong trek
Whenever you see Fudge make an instant reflex
Because seein' is believin' and you can't change their specs
I know you weren't thinkin' about things from the past
HArdly untrusting before he made his killing mass
Your answer: Don't turn yourself in, then Voldie will have won
So my suggestion: You better run fast
Black: But I caught him on the corner,
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: Saw me threatin' his life-a,
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: I almost had him, but he took out his wand and I was beat!
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: He blew up the whole street!
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: Saw the marks on the stray limbs,
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: Heard the words that I told him,
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: I heard the screams gettin' louder!
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: They told me my free life was over!
Lupin: It wasn't me
Black: Hey, Moony, I caught him red-handed
He's a Death Eater to the core
He told Voldemort the secret
now the Potters are no more
How could I forget how many times
Wormtail tattled on me
All this time, he was betrayin' us
Yet they never took their eyes off ME
Black: How could I forget how many times
Wormtail tattled on me
All this time, he was betrayin' us
Yet they never took their eyes off ME
Black: Wanna tell Harry I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
But yet he destroyed Voldie
it makes no sense at all
We should tell him that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused
You may think that your an outlaw
But I'm completely lost
Black: Hey, Moony, I caught him red-handed
He's a Death Eater to the core
He told Voldemort the secret
now the Potters are no more
How could I forget how many times
Wormtail tattled on me
All this time, he was betrayin' us
Yet they never took their eyes off ME
Please review! I didn't strain my ears and hands listening and writing down the
words to that song for nothing! And GAM Part 4 will be up soon!
Review!!!
Lorelei, the person who forgot to sign in 12-31-2000
07:39 PMDude, that was funny! Remus with a Caribbean accent? LOL! But i hate
the real song, it's creepy. And I can just picture this conversation in my mind
. . . hold on, I'm starting to babble off topic. OK, this was GREAT!!!!! :)
~*Princess Hermione Sorcellerie*~
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=17047 ( Signed Review ) 12-28-2000 01:39 PMCute! I can't
wait for whatever you come up with next!
DeLila
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=24549 ( Signed Review ) 12-28-2000 01:28 PMOmg, I could go
on and on about how much I think that song (the original one)is stupid . . .
but I LOVED this version! It's so cool!
Firefly
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=32108 ( Signed Review ) 12-28-2000 10:31 AMIt was great! I
don't normally like songfics, but this was so funny! Lupin singing with a
carribean accent..
Si Blackie (signed review) HPfanmag@planetarymotion.com
12-28-2000 09:29 AMI heard that before anyone else! it's cool.
Arabella Figg
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=24674 ( Signed Review ) 12-27-2000 01:06 AMlol! that was
awesome, mi amiga! I know you'll find the disc soon!
me. ~ 12-26-2000 09:15 PMi was laughing through the
WHOLE thing! my GOD, that's funny! oh-saturnoolaa liked it 2. YAAAAAAY!
SaturnOolaa
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=12469 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 09:15 PM*giggles
insanely* Just sang that with a friend over the phone... so funny...
Silverflame 12-26-2000 08:54 PMWOW! I never could
understand much of the Carribean dude part. That's a good filk.
Patronus_Lupin
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=20582 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 08:14 PMLoL! Lupin with
a Jamacan accent.. That is something to laugh about. Good job.
Crybaby
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=10149 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 06:37 PM::cough cough::
I was laughing so hard I was coughing...OMG! this was sooooooooooooooooo
cute!!!!
harry's girl 12-26-2000 05:32 PMthat was good. i luv
song fics! please make more!
Julietz Star Gazer
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=25899 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 05:05 PMhaha that was
really cute! very clever! my favorite characters Lupin an dBlack! Haha i can
imagine Lupin with dreadlocks! very sexy! hahaha! luved it!
Lunamew
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=24613 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 04:44 PMDis is da
coolest! This is so going on my favorites
Maggie Ferran 12-26-2000 04:41 PMHehehehehe... very
good. I could sing right along. But if you don't feel like straining your ears
next time just go to lyrics.com. I use it all the time. Wonderful.
TOPGRRRL
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=29116 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 04:11 PMDis b kool,
mon...tee hee! I liked it. It has rhythm, and really sounds like the song.
Trinity
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=10279 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 03:56 PMOmg, that was
really cool. I never thought to do it for Harry Potter becuase I couldn't think
of who it would go to, but that was a really good idea to use Sirius. It was
kinda sad at the same time also. You should write another one.
beth 12-26-2000 03:45 PMo i love that song!!!!! good
job!
Savannah suprstarr2000@yahoo.com 12-26-2000 02:31
PMThat was really good, and the words actually rymed too!=)
Carly 12-26-2000 02:27 PMi liked it..it was funny
thinking Lupin w/ a Carribean accent..u should do more song fics like these!!
lily 12-26-2000 02:24 PMso funny
~Enchanted~
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=26181 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 01:56 PMOh. My.
goodness!!!! this is sooo funny!!!! I love it!
Morgana le Fay
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=15404 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 01:37 PMI don't know the
tune, but I have a friend who is also ab HP fanatic and loves the tune. It was
great but... it wasn't me! lol.
~*Kali*~ index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=30392 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 01:05 PMOMG, that is
really funny! i love it!
Hermione19
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=19318 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 01:05 PMInteresting
idea, although you got the rythm wrong in a few places. I think. Maybe I'm
wrong. I don't listen to that song too much. (sigh) Anyway, it was pretty good.
The title of the song is perfect for Sirius... "It wasn't me"... :)
Blue Bells 12-26-2000 12:36 PMHow do u do that?
D.M.P. index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=4827 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 11:57 AMLoL! ~hums the
song while reading~ The lyrics fitted perfectly with the tune; that I have to
compliment you for, since I'm soooo bad at doing filks myself. Very nicely
done! ^_^
DevilsBasket
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=30151 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 11:51 AMHa good
Ashley C.
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=13924 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 11:31 AMThis was really
funny. I could sorta picture Moony with the accent, and then for some reason it
turned to Ron...
Wyrren Potter (not signed in yet) 12-26-2000 11:30
AMVery cool.
Sev
index.fic?action=Directory-AuthorProfile&UserID=25405 ( Signed Review ) 12-26-2000 11:12 AMGreat!!!! I luv
that song!!!