Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. :P
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Yuzuki Got A Gun
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"So...Mello-Jello..." Yuzuki said with boredom while hanging off the edge of the couch. "What's on today's to-do-list?"
Mello glared. "Stop with the stupid nicknames, you little twerp!?"
Yuzuki stuck out her tongue.
"Now, now, Princess." Matt chuckled. "Mels already PMSing..."
Mello pointed angrily at him. "WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE ACCUSE ME OF BEING A WOMAN?!?!"
"There's nothing that says we can't." Yuzuki said.
Mello stuttered and tried to come up with a comeback but sighed and lowered his head. "Come on Matt....let's go to the shooting range..."
Yuzuki popped her head up and swung off the couch. "CAN I COME?!?!"
"No!" Mello shouted. "Who knows what'll happen!"
"Well all she needs is parent supervision. So I'll be the dad!" Matt said raising his hand.
Mello glared at him, and hit the back of his head. "Hell no!!!"
Yuzuki nodded. "Okay, let's go..." she grabbed Mello's gloved hand. "...MOMMY!!!"
"I'M NOT YOUR MOMMY!!!!!!!"
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Shooting Range:
They had arrived at Matt's and Mello's Private Shooting Range.
"Well here she is...!" Matt exclaimed straighting his goggles.
Mello was fuming smoke form his ears and Yuzuki let go of his hand. "Wow..." It was just a normal field with small sticks holding up targets. "It's KAWII (cute)!!!!!"
"It's just a small field with crappy targets. Nothing 'kawii' about it." Mello sighed, and pulled out his pistol from his pocket.
Yuzuki stared at it in awe. "Shiny..."
Mello shot at her feet and she gasped and hid behind Matt. "He's PMSing again! Save me, Matty-chan!!!"
Matt sighed. "Mels....don't scare her. You're already scary enough with that scar."
Mello glared. "Shut up, Matt."
Matt sighed, and pulled out a pistol similar to Mello's. "Here, Princess." And tossed it behind him and Yuzuki caught it in her hands easily.
"Um...how do I shoot it?"
Matt turned and helped her hold the gun steadily in her hands. "And just pull the trigger...and Boom!" he made it sound so easy.
She nodded, and pointed towards a target.
"Wait! You're pointing to low...!!!" Mello shouted, but to late. She had already shot it and the bullet bounced back just missing Mello's head.
"Baka(stupid/idiot)!!!!!" Mello said. "That could of hit-"
She aimed at his feet. Shooting off the gun many times. He looked like he was dancing. She giggled as she continued to shoot of some bullets at his feet.
"Stop it!!!"
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
"YUZUKI!!!"
BANG! BANG!!
Click....click...
Yuzuki frowned. "Bullets are all gone..." she looked at Matt, and he reloaded it again, to Mello's dismay.
She aimed it at his feet again. "Ready to dance...partner?"
Mello then pulled out his own gun. But she saw this and shot it out of his hand. Mello glared her down hard. But hey, she was the one who had the gun. She once again aimed towards his feet.
"Dance little girl! Dance!!"
Soon they heard the sound of footsteps. It had turned out to be L.
"Ah...it sounded like you would be here....hm...? Yuzuki what are...wait...why are you pointing that gun at me?"
BANG!!!
A hole made it's way through L's hair. Luckily, he had his hair that way, or it would've killed him. She laughed. "You look like a donut!"
L sighed, his face was as emotionless as ever.
Matt and Mello's jaws hit the ground.
Today's Moral:
Never let crazy people have guns.
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