Disclaimer: Nope can you believe it I don't own MK!!!!!! *Dramatic pause* what did you expect?



Note: Tell me if I go ooc! Thanx! This is my first MK fic after all.

Gone Girl!?!



It was early in the morning but you couldn't really tell, Clay looked at the clock and realized he was going to be late once again.

He looked to right of him and saw an empty bed

"Hiead can be such a jerk, never wakes me up" Clay said putting on his glasses

He stood up and stretched and yawned He removed his glasses and rubbed his left eye

He walked over to the left of him and saw Zero Enna sleeping for a change

"He wakes up at 3 in the morning but can never wake up when we really need to interesting" Clay said

Clay walked over to Zero, his face and whole body was entwined with sheets you couldn't even see a sign of his soft tan skin

"Zero wake up we are going to be late" Clay said sleepily last night he could not sleep Zero's moans and squeaking were kept him up.

~*~ Flashback ~*~

Clay lay there putting one of the many pillows Hiead had thrown to shut Zero up against his face.

Zero moaned in a high tone and screamed out loud like he was getting beaten into a bloody pulp.

"Kuso! Can't you shut the hell up you horny little boy!" Hiead

Zero didn't reply

~*~ End of flashback~*~ Clay moved Zero's body only to get a soft womanly moan

"Zero get up please" Clay said

"Fine Clay" Zero said in a higher pitched voice than normal

"Zero your voice it's different" Clay said

"I think you didn't get enough sleep last night!" Zero said angrily

He turned over unwrapping his body

Clay face blushed as he toke a step back

"What's wrong Clay? Never seen a guy without his shirt?" Zero asked

"Zero, I think you should change a the sentence to: What's wrong Clay? Never seen a woman without his shirt? Look in the mirror" Clay said facing away from Zero

"Nani?" Zero said sounding worried

Zero got up and looked down at his once flat chest seeing 2 round breast "They're huge!" Zero said barely able to cup them with his hands

Zero let a small blush across her cheeks.

"I just realized my voice it's higher! How could of this have happened!?!?!" Zero said panicking

"First is first get a damn shirt on!" Clay yelled

"Oh yah" Zero said happily grabbing his night shirt

"I think you should take a shower first Zero" Clay said

"Ok, but Clay just 1 problem, HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL I'M I ABLE TO GO TO CLASS WHEN I'M A DAMNED GIRL????" Zero said yelling at his face

" Zero just take a shower we will take to Azuma-san about this later" Clay said

Zero grabbed his uniform and went to the bathroom

"Zero is even harder to understand now that is a woman" Clay sighed



Zero and Clay ran they were going to be late in 1 minute "Damn these breast!" Zero hollered

Every one looked at him like he was crazy

"What the hell are you looking at ugly? Me eh?" She said putting her fist up

"Uhh" He mouthed

"Zero, come on forget about him," said Clay pulling Zero away from the stranger

Clay and Zero ran just 4 seconds before class started

" 88 and 89 I'm surprised" Azuma said looking at his clipboard

Azuma looked up at them

"89 please don't bring your girlfriend here," Azuma said

"He's not- I mean she's not my girlfriend. This may be hard to believe but the is 88" Clay said

"Do you take me as a fool 89? When did 88 become a woman?" Azuma said angrily

"When I woke up this damn morning old man! I was more shocked than you" Zero yelled

He put his arm in front of Azuma's face

"Im-impossible" He said

"Old man's brain doesn't work eh?" Zero said

*Slap*

"Crap, at least it's better than getting hit" Zero said cupping her cheekbone

"So Enna has gone girl," Hiead said

Zero got up and looked at Hiead

"And I can still kick your ass too!" Zero yelled

"Please candidates not now" Azuma yelled

*Slap*

Hiead glared at Zero "You know if I was the real me I would hit you" Zero said

"Dumb onna!" Hiead hissed trying to punch Zero

"Stop!" Clay said getting between the 2 fighters

"Please we are going to training" clay sighed

The 2 fighters shrugged it off and left

Zero walked to Erts

"Erts I'm ready," said Zero

Erts seemed shocked at first then read Zero's mind

"Are you sure that you can perform with that new body Zero?" Erts asked

"Yah! Of coarse Erts you got nothing to worry about!" Zero said putting a arm around Erts shoulder

"Okay then" Erts sighed blushing a little

"What have you done with Zero!" Kinza yelled

"I am Zero Kinza! See 88" Zero said "Bullshit! You could of just drawn that!" Kinza said "Scan it than Kinza!" Zero yelled

Kinza scanned it and it accepted the marking

"Oh my gods" Kinza said stepping back

"That's what I thought" Zero said "This is so cool! A female pilot!" Kinza said hugging Zero "Well I hope not for long" Zero said whispering to himself

"Zero balance! 89 is behind you!" Kinza yelled

"Well Gomen! It's these damned breast!" Zero yelled again "Blame everything on your chest eh?" Kinza said "Why you!" Zero said

Hiead slammed Zero "Kuso!" Zero cursed Hiead smirked They fought till Zero fell on the ground "I'll take over this Zero said Erts" giving a hand to help Zero up "So it's fine" Zero growled "Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm weak!" Zero growled Zero ran and licked Hiead on the side "Hiead-san you can get 88 on the right leg, it's unbalanced" Ikhny said "Hn" Hiead said giving a swift kick to Zero's leg Erts caught Zero and then Zero punched Hiead then kicked him Hiead fell over losing "Yah!!!!" Zero said happily "It's not over yet onna!!!!!" Hiead yelled pulling down his ankle "That's cheap," said Zero "Tie" said a female robotic voice

Zero was walking with Clay Yamagi and Roose "So how does it feel?" Yamagi asked "It feels weird like I have so much weight on my chest it's like having weights on you" Zero said "Wreka said once being a woman is a more powerful! You can control guys and stuff," said Roose "Yah we can tell by that" said Yamagi They entered the cafeteria and Every one looked at Zero "You know, I think it's sexy that your trying to look like a candidate," said a senior candidate "Really? I don't care you horny bastard!" Zero screamed in his face slapping him on his face "Bitch" he said "Nani? Bitch eh? Go back to your home hell remember?" Zero said "Grr" He said "Really Douce I'm surprised you hitting on a girl" said a woman "Shut up sis" Douce said "Fine leave the poor girl alone" She sighed "Hn fine" Douce said

"I hate horny bastards" Zero said eating over and over "Yah you said that about 50 times now Zero" Clay said "How can you guys eat this crap it looks like candle wax and even taste like it" Zero said "You also have said that many, many times" Clay said

After dinner Clay and Zero went back to there rooms "I'm so tired" Zero yawned "Yah, for once" Clay said They entered seeing Hiead just out of the shower with water droplets going down his body with a tiny towel around his waist Zero was speechless she blushed slightly and kept looking at Hiead's body "What the hell is wrong with you? Stop looking at me!" Hiead yelled Zero got out of her trance and looked at the ground and walked away She sat on her bed looking at the wall She was never affected by seeing Hiead when he was a guy now that he was a 'she' Was she attracted to Hiead?????!!!!!!!!!

So tell me was it okay? And let you on a little secret Someone else will turn into the opposite sex now I must ask should I keep Zero as a girl or change him back? I wanna know please review for mez!