A/N: I tried to include all of the typical plots in this fic… oh, and
the writing style is supposed to be this strange and undetailed. Anyway, ENJOY!! (Oh, I got this idea as an
inspiration from a fic by Alfie, sorry for any "stolen" ideas. Of course, all of the ideas in this fic are
stolen…)
Once upon a time Harry went to the
Weasleys for the summer. Hermione came
back from Bulgaria (after breaking up with Krum) and also went to the
burrow. Well, at the burrow, Ron
notices that Herm got a VERY nice tan in Bulgaria that makes her all the more
beautiful. Ron is dying to go out with
Hermione, and Herm also has secret feelings for him. FINALLY, Ron and Herm admit their undying devotion to each other
and by the end of the summer are a couple.
Meanwhile, Harry starts to see Ginny as more than Ron's little sister,
and always thinks about her beautiful red hair.
Once back at Hogwarts, an exchange
student named Rose from America joins the Gryffindor fifth year. Harry thinks she's a little weird, but likes
her all the same. Meanwhile, His scar
starts hurting again and Ginny rushes to his aid. He pours his heart out to her late at night in the Common room,
and Gin-gin makes it all better by kissing his cheek.
Then Ron and Malfoy get into a
fight over Herm, who knows nothing.
Anyway, Ron & Malfoy get Detention and Ron finds out that Malfoy is
gay and was just flirting with Herm to annoy Ron.
Anyways, Voldie is gaining power
and Harry has a billion talks with Dumbledore.
He even joins some Anti-Voldemort club, and of course Rose is there,
too. Rose continues to act mysterious
until Harry falls madly in love with her.
BUT he can't decide whether he likes Gin Gin or Rosie Posie better.
THEN some Christmas ball is Held
and Herm goes with Ron, Rose goes with Harry, and Ginny is wiped out of the
picture. She's all sad cause Harry
didn't go to the ball with her.
WELL, at midnight, Herm asks to
talk to Harry outside and she admits that she's madly in love with him, but
doesn't have the courage to break up with Ronnykins. Well Ron find out and thinks Harry stole his little girlfriend
and they have this HUGE fight.
A few weeks later, Harry goes to
Hogsmeade with Rose and she takes him away and takes him to Godrics hollow
where Voldie comes. Harry disgusted to
find that Rose is a Death eater who "liked" Harry as a way to get him to
Voldie. Well Voldie performs the crucio
curse on Harry, who heroically breaks out of it and runs back to tell
Dumbledore. Rose goes to azkaban.
Ron and Hermy break up, and Herm
and Harry have a sweet little talk, but Harry says he can never go out with
herm when he likes Gingin too. Herm, heartbroken,
goes through this little denial stage in which she becomes a punk and wears too
much makeup, and hangs out with Leather clad Malfoy who isn't gay after
all. Then Malfoy makes Herm REALLY mad
and she goes to cry in the bathroom.
Ron rushes to her side and calls
her "Mione" a million times and they
kiss and make up.
Meanwhile, Ginny and Harry become a
couple.
Then Voldie captures Harry and
Ginny. When it looks like all is lost,
Harry defeats all odds and saves Ginny, but not without getting hurt, but
ending with a passionate kiss.
All is happy and next summer Herm, Ron,
Harry, and Ginny stay at the burrow and have a jolly good time.
THE END
A/N: Well, how was it? It was supposed to be funny, sorry if I offended
anyone. REVIEW MY MINIONS!!
Pul-leeeeeeeze?!!!!
