TipTickler was not your average teenage boy...
TipTickler had two powers, he had 1 million friends and the power to have any power. TipTickler was Sherlock's younger bro and used his pro as heck powers to help Sherlock and John. He was also screwing both of them on the side. They needed more help solving crimes so TipTickler teleported to America and recruited Will Graham and his dogs. He also got some of his friends. His #1 friend was Snoop Dogg the dopest rapper NA. His second best friend was Dyrus the legal legends pro player.
With his team completed TipTickler could now save the world!
Their first enemy was Shrek himself. After Sherlock and TipTickler were done banging Snoop Dee oh double gee said "Guys, let's go kill Shrek! He's really been frizzlin my dizzle." OKAY shouted everyone at once. "um hey I set the microwave on fire again guys." said dyrus "Oh you!" responded girugamesh. "let's go shrek the fuck out of this shrek bitch yo" said TipTickler
And so our adventures set off in search of the great green fuck known as Shrek.
The first thing they noticed when they saw Shrek was that he looked exactly like godzilla but with a shrek head. It was weird. Sherlock immediately started trying to detective it to death while John put on his hobbit costume and became Bilbo Baggins. "Bilbo, go climb his leg like shadow of the colossus."shouted Sherlock from mobile detective desk. Bilbo started hacking at shreks giant green leg, but his sword was hobbit so it didn't do shit. Shrek flung Bilbo to the ground and stomped on his leg. Sherlock wanted to save John so he jumped off the building he was on top of. Unfortunately he died.
After seeing that his friends and lovers and siblings were dead, TipTickle realized something. "Why didn't I just kill him in one hit?' he proclaimed. Then TipTickler used his one shot one kill quick scope ladder montage kill to kill Shrek in one kill.
"Let's get some pizza!" said John now that TipTickler had revived him and Sherlock with his magic 420 weed wizard powers. "I'll call." said Dyrus. "Hello this is Riccardo Dick-Lips may I take your order?" said the man on the other end of the phone. "I would like one big sausage pizza please."
When the pizza arrived our heroes rushed to get their grubby mitts on some of that cheesey goodnes. When Snoop opened the box he noticed something was wrong, all the tips of the pizza slices were gone! TipTickler had tickled all the tips off! "You crazy fuckin' kids." said Batman as he poured them all celebratory pina colada