Ritsuka Fujimaru also known Gudako stood eagerly by her servant and friend Mash Kyrielight as they prepared to summon a new servant in their struggle against Solomon.
"Oh I can't wait! I hope we get someone new." Gudako said with excitement gleaming in her eyes.
"Yes senpai." Mash replied with a slight smile, the excitement coming off of Gudako was quite contagious even though Mash had her reservations, especially given her master's luck in summoning anything useful. She had a tendency to pull black keys for some reason. Despite this Chaldea had a budding population of servants and hopefully one more could be added to the growing list of heroic spirits fighting for humanity.
They only had around 17 servants, with the most notable among them being King Artoria Pendragon, Mordred the Knight of Treachery, though Mash would never call her that to her face. Lancelot Knight of The Lake and... Actually now that she thought about it many of the servants seemed to be Arthurian related. Could it have anything to do wi-
"OH IT'S STARTING!" Gudako shouted interrupting her thoughts as the magic circle lit up and began channeling magic. They both watched with different levels of anticipation as the circle starting spinning faster and faster turning golden! That was a good sign! The circle finally exploded in a shimmer of gold light that scattered throughout the room... and in the center of that was... "A NEW SERVANT!?" Gudako screeched again in Mash's ear, but while Gudako did a celebratory dance, Mash was too focused on the servant and how...lame he looked.
He was a thin, lanky looking man in...was that supposed to be armor? It looked like it had been sitting somewhere for years unattended. His helmet was a haphazardly shambled together mixture of a helmet and...IS THAT CARDBOARD?! ...He is actually wearing cardboard or something in place of a proper visor. His shield looked so pitiful compared to hers it was just a little buckler. His sword at his hip appeared to have nicks in it as well, Mash would have commented more on his outrageous outfit until she remembered her own. Still he is very lackluster, especially compared to the servants they already have in living around Chaldea. But maybe he made up for that in strength?
It was at this time Gudako pulled away from her dance to finally notice the servant she had summoned, she was even more dumbfouned than Mash was at his appearance however before she could comment on it the servant spoke.
"I AM HERE TO ASSIST YOU!"
"AH MY EARS!" Gudako screamed, holding her hands over said ears.
"I ASK OF YOU! ARE Y-"
"STOP SCREAMING!" Gudako screamed... again. Mash was sure she would have a headache from all this later...
The servant stopped...and appeared to be studying the two of them. Before he started trembling a bit, and then suddenly collapsing on his hands and knees!
"Are you okay!" Gudako started to run over, Mash moved to stop her with a "Senpai, you shouldn't ru-". Before again being interrupted by the servant, though at a much tolerable volume.
"Lo! to have my vision assailed by two beautiful and fair maidens such these. Please forgive this knight for his earlier outburst! I ask of ye, which amoungst ye is my master so that this humble knight may pledge his services to a lady, like the days of yore! When chivalry was common place and justice reigned over all the lands!"
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"...Uh me, I am your master." with much hesitation Gudako finally spoke up.
"Then this knight! Known as the class Berserker shall pledge his loyalty unto ye and only ye! And know that for as long as I stand that no harm shall befall you, for whenever a fair lady is in trouble I shall be there to-" As the now known as Berserker continued his tirade Gudako pulled Mash aside for a word.
"I think this guys got chuunibyou syndrome or something, I mean did you hear how he talked? Not even Artoria acted like that"
"Yes senpai but well...He is a berserker after all..."
"Yeah and? Lancelot isn't anywhere near this bad as a berserker, all he does is scream about Artoria."
"Yes but... I just thin-" and so for the third time since the summoning started, Mash was interrupted...again.
"What art thou conversing about? Is there anything that this knight can do to assist?" Berserker asked, and though they could not see his face you could practically feel the enthusiasm leaking off his scrawny form with fists on his hips, chest puffed like some gallant hero.
"Uh yeah, first move back your way too close." He did so without hesitation still in that same stupid pose. "Secondly, who are you."
"Why you cannot tell? Does my blazing armor and honorable form not give it away? That is middling, as I cannot expect a lady such as yourself to know who I am-" Before he could finish however Gudako spoke up.
"What do you mean you can't expect that of me, are you implying something?"
"What? No!?" He replied gasping. "I simply meant that given the situation you find yourself in that you may not have had the time to study my epic legend, I would never deign my master, but surely once you hear my name you will know who I am!"
"An epic legend huh? Okay then who are you?" Seemingly satisfied Gudako pressed on with the original question. He seemingly paused letting the tension build before answering.
"Well master you have the honor of summoning DON QUIXOTE OF LA MANCHA!"
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"Who?" Gudako asked. And for the second time that evening the newest berserker of Chaldea was on his hands and knees.
