EVIL GENIUS
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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This song is a parody of eleventyseven
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Dipper Pines took a deep breath as Wendy approached. Well, here she comes...Alright Dipper...It's sink or swim time...
Out in the hallway
I said hello
The dance is this Friday,
Do you wanna go?
Probably not, she promptly replied.
But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy.
-Sink it is then...What else is new? Thought a dejected Dipper to himself as he walked home...
Yeah I should've known
I'd end up at home
Watching my star wars box trilogy.
But here is the truth,
If she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe
Dipper read the incantation from the Journal...opening the portal to his lab.
Wendy doesn't know that I'm an evil genius!
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels.
"Hey Grover." Greeted Dipper. "Charmed." Replied the uplifted pet as it sipped tea and polished it's monocle.
Down in the basement
I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered, Genetically.
And all of my plans to make a whole other moon.
Its not quite completed
But it's coming soon.
"What do you mean they sent the lunar rover to Chicago by mistake!?" Shouted an irritated Dipper to a sheepish Monkey construction worker.
When I fall asleep
All I do is dream
Of candle lit dates in the laboratory.
And when I'm awake, its hard to concentrate
On the assembly of my robot army
Dipper tried very hard to focus on attaching death rays to his robots...and not on a certain red head...
Wendy doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland.
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels.
"That is the last time I take a suggestion from Mabel." Stated Dipper firmly as his robot squirrels once more blew themselves up...
I worked up the nerve
To go to the dance
There's no reason I couldn't give it a chance
I walked through the door
And what should I see-
Dippers eyes grew wide. There stood Wendy... in the most gorgeous green dress he'd ever seen!
-But it was Wendy starring back at me
And she said
I've always wanted to be a mad professor
With a bottle nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester
If that's the kind of thing your into
I'm your girl.
Hand-in-hand Dipper and Wendy went to the dance...Followed shortly by Grover and Sylvester paw-to-flipper...
'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleveland
And now that I've found you
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
"SQUIRREL PARTY!" Screams Mabel as the Squirrels break dance...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
BRING ON THE FLAMES! I REGRET NOTHING!